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If you Fsave yourself for marriage You're a bore If you don't Dmsave yourself for marriage
You're a whore-able person
If you Bbwon't have a drink Then you're a prude But they'll Gmcall you a drunk As soon as Cyou down the first one
If Fyou can't lose the weight Then you're just fat But Dmif you lose too much
Then you're on crack
You're Bbdamned if you do And you're damned if you don't So you Gmmight as well just do WhatCever you want
So
FMake lots of noise And Dmkiss lots of boys Or Fkiss lots of girls If that's Bbsomething you're iCnto When the Fstraight and narrow Gets a Dmlittle too straight Roll up a jBboint, or don't Just Ffollow your arrow WherCever it Fpoints, yeah DmFollow your Farrow WherCever it Fpoints
Yeah
If Fyou don't go to church You'll go to hell If you're the fDmirst one
On the front row You're self-righteous Son of a-
BbCan't win for losing You just disappoint 'em Just 'Gmcause you can't beat 'em Don't Cmean you should join 'em
FMake lots of noise And Dmkiss lots of boys Or Fkiss lots of girls If that's Bbsomething you're iCnto When the Fstraight and narrow Gets a Dmlittle too straight Roll up a jBboint, or don't Just Ffollow your arrow WherCever it Fpoints, yeah DmFollow your Farrow WherCever it Fpoints
FSay what you feel Love who love 'Cause you Dmjust get so many trips around the sun Yeah, you Bbonly Only live Fonce
FMake lots of noise And Dmkiss lots of boys Or Fkiss lots of girls If that's Bbwhat you're iCnto When the Fstraight and narrow Gets a Dmlittle too straight Roll up a jBboint, or don't Just Ffollow your arrow WherCever it Fpoints, yeah DmFollow your Farrow WherCever it Fpoints