Tuning: E A D G B E

[Verse 1]

^GEverybody ^Cwants to be the ^Emgirl ^GEverybody ^Cwants to be ^Emextraordi^Dnarily beautiful ^GEverybody ^Cwants to rule the ^Emworld, or the ^Groom at least ^GAnd assume that they'll be the ^Bone with a crowded ^Emfuneral ^C

^GEverybody ^Cwants to have the ^Emtime ^GEverybody ^Cwants to count their ^Emcalories, and ^Dmoney, and their ^Glikes Baby, my j^Cob is just to r^Emhyme, and I'm f^Dine with that ^GDon't concern myself with ^Ball of the lives I ^Emmight've had

[Pre-Chorus]

^GI don't think I'm ^Ctoo fat, or too ^Emskinny for that matter ^GI see photos of va^Ccations and I ^Emknow they're faking ^Dlaughter It's a ^Gtrip,^C you only got ^Emone shot, let'er rip Take a ^Gdip, have a ^Csmoke, try to ^Emlaugh at the j^Amokes (Ha)

[Chorus]

^GI like my^Cself most of the ^Emtime ^D Is that a ^Gcrime?^C Is that a ^Emcrime? ^D ^GI like my^Cself most of the ^Emtime ^D Is that a ^Gcrime?^C Is that a ^Emcrime? ^D

[Verse 2]

^GEven planet ^CEarth took seven ^Emdays ^GEven if it ^Clooks real, you can ^Emfake it in a ^Dmillion different ^Gways Nobody ^Cchose to have their ^Emface, but you're ^Dstuck with it ^GSo rather than counting my ^Bcurses, I try to stay ^Empositive

[Pre-Chorus]

^GI don't think I'm ^Cperfect, but I ^Emgot some things together ^GI see photos of pro^Cposals that I ^Emknow are empty ^Dgestures Get a ^Ggrip,^C you only got ^Emone shot, let'er rip Take a ^Gdip, have a ^Csmoke, try to ^Emlaugh at the j^Amokes (Ha)

[Chorus]

^GI like my^Cself most of the ^Emtime ^D Is that a ^Gcrime?^C Is that a ^Emcrime? ^D ^GI like my^Cself most of the ^Emtime ^D Is that a ^Gcrime?^C Is that a ^Emcrime? ^D

[Post-Chorus]

Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? (^DHa) Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? ^D Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? (^DHa) Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? ^D

[Bridge]

^GI don't like my^Cself some of the ^Emtime ^Am No, ^GI don't like my^Cself some of the ^Emtime ^Am Cause ^GI fuck up a ^Clot and fall be^Emhind ^Am No, ^GI don't like my^Cself some of the ^Emtime ^Am When ^GI write songs and ^Ctell myself it's ^Emart ^D And ^GI drink alco^Chol til I see ^Emstars ^D When I ^Gisolate my^Cself til I'm too ^Emproud to ask for ^Dhelp When life gets ^Ghard,^C cause ^Emlife gets ^Amhard

[Chorus]

^GI like my^Cself most of the ^Emtime ^D Is that a ^Gcrime?^C Is that a ^Emcrime? ^D ^GI like my^Cself most of the ^Emtime ^D Is that a ^Gcrime?^C Is that a ^Emcrime? ^D

[Post-Chorus]

Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? (^DHa) Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? ^D Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? (^DHa) Is that a ^Gcr^Cim^Eme? ^D

K.Flay - I like myself most of the time