Just Nick - Bad dudes

^GIf you're a fascist or a nazi, ^Ccome over to my house ^AmI'll just lock you up and I'll^D never let you out ^GStep into my shower, I'm gunna ^Cwatch you burn and if anyone asks why, ^AmI'll just say "Hey, it was the^Dir turn."

^GNow hey there Adolf, why you si^Cnging the ol' cyanide blues? ^AmGo to a homeless shelter and g^Do donate all those shoes ^GGo on back to art school, take ^Ca second chance at life ^AmSo switch sides and be pro-jew^D with Oscar Schindler

a^Gnd I don't know what I was pu^Dt on this world for I^Em hope I ain't a bad guy, I ho^Cpe I don't start a war I^G guess for now I'll just keep^D writing all these songs t^Emo help some people think, and^C understand what's right from wrong

^Gand now Osama is the leader of ^Call these holy wars ^AmOrder up a pizza to your cave ^Dand hide some more ^GBlowin' yourself up wont get yo^Cu eternal salvation, ^Amso shave your beard and donate^D all your hair to cancer patients

^Gand now that Kony is so famous,^C what will he do with his life? ^AmRelease his child soldiers, ma^Dybe do a little right? ^GGo and start and orphanage, pol^Citical arena ^Amunless all the kids get adopte^Dd by Brad and Angelina

^G‘cause I know exactly what I ^Dwas put on this world I^Em'm the baddest of all the bad^C guys, I started all the wars! ^GI guess for now I'll just kee^Dp writing all these songs and everyb^Emody knows me as the one who doesn't know his righ^Ct from wrong.