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CWell he looks at me with those innocent eyes AmAnd says it looks like you're wearing some kind of disguise EBecause your hair sticks up, your shoes are untied BbI hope that you Fgot that Bbshirt on half Fprice
CAnd every word I say falls flat on the floor AmI try to tell a joke, he's heard it before EAnd I don't think that I can take it no more BbHe's driving me Fright Bbout of my front Fdoor
CWhy do Gyou do what you Edo to me Fbaby CYou're shaking my Gconfidence Edriving me Fcrazy CYou know if I Gcould I'd do Eanything Ffor you GPlease don't ignore me cause you know I adore you
CBut can't you Gjust preFtend to be nice CCan you at Gleast preFtend to be nice CIf you could Gjust preFtend to be nice GThen everything in my life would be alright
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CAnd I try so hard just to figure him out AmBut he won't tell me what he's thinking about EAnd then he falls asleep on the living room couch BbWith his sunglasses Fon and his Bbtongue hanging Fout
CAnd then he disappears for a week at a time AmAnd then he shows up just like everything's fine EAnd I don't get what goes on in his mind BbBut I'm tired of Fhearing the Bbsame stupid Flines
CWhy do Gyou do what you Edo to me Fbaby CYou're shaking my Gconfidence Edriving me Fcrazy CYou know if I Gcould I'd do Eanything Ffor you GPlease don't ignore me cause you know I adore you
CBut can't you Gjust preFtend to be nice CCan you at Gleast preFtend to be nice CIf you could Gjust preFtend to be nice GThen everything in my life would be alright
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DWhy do you Ado what you F#do to me Gbaby DYou're shaking my Aconfidence F#driving me Gcrazy DYou know if I Acould I'd do F#anything for Gyou AI don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you
DBut can't you Ajust preGtend to be nice DCan you at Aleast preGtend to be nice DIf you could Ajust preGtend to be nice AThen everything in my life would be alright
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DBut can't you Ajust preGtend to be nice DCan you at Aleast preGtend to be nice DIf you could Ajust preGtend to be nice AThen everything in my life would be alright