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Verse 1:
Well he Clooks at me with those innocent eyes And says it Amlooks like you're wearing some kind of disguise Because your Ehair sticks up your shoes are untied I Bbhope that you Fgot that Bbshirt on half Fprice And every Cword I say falls flat on the floor I try to Amtell a joke he's heard it before And I Edon't think that I can take it no more BbHe's driving me Fright out of Bbmy front Fdoor
Refrain:
CWhy do you Gdo what you Edo to me Fbaby CYou're shaking my Gconfidence Edriving me Fcrazy You Cknow if I Gcould I'd do Eanything Ffor you GPlease don't ignore me cause you know I adore you
Chorus 1:
But Ccan't you Gjust preFtend to be nice Can Cyou at Gleast preFtend to be nice If Cyou could Gjust preFtend to be nice Then Geverything in my life would be alright
Post Chorus: | C - G - E - F | (x3) Oooh wee.... Oooh wee.... | C | Verse 2:
CAnd I try so hard just to figure him out AmBut he won't tell me what he's thinking about EAnd then he falls asleep on the living room couch BbWith his sunglasses Fon and his Bbtongue hanging Fout
CAnd then he disappears for a week at a time AmAnd then he shows up just like everything's fine EAnd I don't get what goes on in his mind BbBut I'm tired of Fhearing the Bbsame stupid Flines
(Repeat Refrain and Chorus) (Repeat Post Chorus) Guitar Solo: Modulate form C to D | D | Bm | F# | C - G - C - | e|---------------------------------------------------------------------| B|-7-7-----7-8-7-----------7-7-----7-8-7-----------7-7-----7-8-7-------| G|-----7-9-------9-7-----7-----7-9-------9-7-----7-----7-9-------9-9-7-| D|-------------------7h9---------------------7h9-----------------------| A|---------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------------------------------------------------------------| e|----------------------------| B|------------8p7-------------| G|-9-9--7-7-7-----9-7-------7-| D|--------------------7-7h9---| A|----------------------------| E|----------------------------| Chorus 2:
DWhy do you Ado what you F#do to me Gbaby DYou're shaking my Aconfidence F#driving me Gcrazy DYou know if I Acould I'd do F#anything for Gyou AI don't mean to bore you cause you know I adore you
DBut can't you Ajust preGtend to be nice DCan you at Aleast preGtend to be nice DIf you could Ajust preGtend to be nice AThen everything in my life would be alright
(Oooh wee...)
DBut can't you Ajust preGtend to be nice DCan you at Aleast preGtend to be nice DIf you could Ajust preGtend to be nice AThen everything in my life would be alright