Joni Mitchell - Twisted

My analyst ^D9told me that I was right ^G9out of my head The way he de-^D9scribed it he said I’d be better dead than ^G9live I didn’t listen to his jive I ^D9knew all along that he was all ^B7wrong And I ^Em7knew that he thought ^A7 I was crazy but I’^Dm not, oh^Bm7, no ^Em7

^A7 My analyst ^D9told me that I was right ^G9out of my head He said I need ^D9treatment but I’m not that easily led He said^G9 I was the type that was most inclined When ^D9out of his sight to be out of my ^B7mind And he ^Em7thought I was nuts ^A7 No more ifs or ands or ^Dbuts ^{Bm7 Em7}

They ^D9say as a child I ap-^G9peared A little bit wild with all my ^D9cra-zy ideas But I knew what was happening I knew ^G9I was a genius ^D9 What’s so strange when yo^B7u know That you’re ^Em7a wiz-ard at three? ^A7 I knew that this was meant to ^Dbe ^{Bm7 Em7}

^A7 Now I ^D9heard little children Were sup-^G9posed to sleep tight ^D9That’s why I got into the vodka one night My ^G9parents got frantic, didn’t know what to do But I ^D9saw some crazy scenes before I came to ^B7 Now do ^Em7you think I was crazy? ^A7 I may have been only three but ^DI ^Bm7was ^Em7swingin’

^A7 They all laughed at ^D9A. Graham Bell ^G9 They all laughed at Edison And ^D9also at Einstein So why should I feel sorry if they ^G9just couldn’t understand The idiomatic logic that went ^D9on in my head?

I had a brain, ^B7it was insane Oh,^Em7 they used to laugh at me When ^A7I refused to ride on all those ^D7double-decker buses ^B7 All be-^Em7cause there was no ^A7dri-ver at the ^Dtop ^{G9 A7 B7 Em7}

^A7 My analyst ^D9told me that I was right ^G9out of my head But I said, “Dea^D9r doc-tor, I think that it’s you instead Because I^G9 have got a thing that’s unique and new To ^D9prove it I’ll have the last laugh on ^B7you ‘Cause i^Em7n-stead of one hea^A7d, I got ^D7two And you know two heads are better than one”