Tuning: E A D G B E

Intro: G / / / A / / / G / / / A / / / Verse:

^G Funny story, I for^Agot how much of a ^Gbig fat mess you are ^A ^G I’ve been busy doing ^Ascience. It’s been ^Dtons of fun so far ^Bm

^Em Everything ^Gclean, nothing on ^Emfire All by my^Gself, ^Afinally

Chorus:

^D Things ^D/C#change ^Bm ^Awhen they don’t re^Gplace your ^D/F# ^Emcore. ^AIt feels, ^D So s^D/C#trange ^Bm ^Anot to hate you ^Ganymore ^D/F# ^Em ^A

^Bb But you wouldn’t ^Fknow, ^Awould you?

Intro: G / / / A / / / G / / / A / / / Verse:

^G I was saying this to ^ABatman, oh, he was ^GHERE the other day ^A ^G Maybe you know him, he’s a ^Abig deal, but I don’t ^Dthink of him that way ^Bm

^Em He’s just a ^Gfriend, someone I ^Emtrust Someone who ^Gwon’t ^Akill me

Chorus:

^D I’m ^D/C#fine, ^Bm ^Ajust in case you ^Gthink I’m ^D/F# ^Emnot. ^AI am. ^D This ^D/C#time, ^Bm I’m ^Abetter with the ^Gfriends I’ve ^D/F# ^Emgot ^A

^Bb But you wouldn’t ^Fknow, ^Awould you?

Bridge:

^G I don’t mean for this to sting ^Em I forgive you everything, you ^Bmmonster

^G I can guess the reasons why ^Em You are never coming by for me

Interlude: D D/C# Bm A G D/F# Em A D D/C# Bm A G D/F# Em A Verse:

^G I should go there’s something ^Ahappening that will ^Gmake you wish you’d stayed ^A ^G There’s a party with a ^Areal cake – yes it’s ^Dreal – a cake I made ^Bm

^Em Talking and ^Gfun, testing and ^Emfun, all of this ^Gfun with^Aout you

Chorus:

^D Too ^D/C#bad ^Bm you ^Alet it get so ^Gout of ^D/F# ^Emhand. ^AHow much, ^D we ^D/C#had, ^Bm ^Afinally I ^Gunders^D/F#tand ^Em ^A

^Bb But you wouldn’t ^Fknow, ^Awould you? ^Bb You wouldn’t ^Fknow, ^Awould you?

Jonathan Coulton - You wouldnt know