Transcribed by Yngve Found at: http://www.jonathancoulton.com/songdetails/Todd%20the%20T1000# A = x02220 B = x24442 A/C# = x47655 B/Eb = x69877 E = x79997 F#m(maj7) = 243222 A B A B A/C# B/Eb E

Some^Etimes I kind of ^C#mmiss the old ^AXJ-^B9 that we ^Eused to call ^C#mJane ^A ^B ^EReally good at ^C#mcleaning and we ^Agot along ^Bfine so I ^Ecouldn’t c^C#mompla^Ain^B ^C#mLately she’d been getting tangle^G#d up in the shag rug And ^Efinally one wheel just wouldn’^F#t spin So we ^F#msaid our goodbyes and I ^D7traded her in

This ^Enew one’s kind o^C#mf creepy, makes m^Ae shudder ^Binside with his ^Eidiot ^C#mgrin^A ^B He’^Es head to toe wit^C#mh muscles and the^Ay ripple an^Bd slide under ^Etranslucent ^C#mskin^A ^B Some^C#mtimes he’ll stand for hours lookin^G#g into the mirror And ^Eflexing like some guy at the ^F#gym And I’^F#mm easily ten inche^D7s shorter than him

^ETodd the ^F#mT 1^G#m000 ^C#scares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B I don’t think he knows I’ve got a right to exist And he ^Esits in my ^F#mfavorite ^G#mchair and ^C#dares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B And when I look over he is making a fist A B A B A/C# B/Eb E One finger at a time

I ^Eask him if he’l^C#ml vacuum and h^Ae doesn’t^B respond, but I ^Eknow that he ^C#mheard^A ^B I ^Eturn and catch him ^C#mlooking when he ^Athinks that I’^Bm gone and he ^Eflips me the ^C#mbird^A ^B I ^C#masked him when we started, please stay ^G#out of the bedroom But ^EI don’t think I’m safe^F# anywhere When I ^F#mwake in the dark I can ^D7tell that he’s there

So I ^Alive like a ^Bghost while he’^A/C#s living lik^B/Ebe me ^AIt’s no^Bt my hous^A/C#e any^B/Eb more And I ^Asneak out the ^Bdoor while he’^C#ms watching^B/Eb TV ^AHead down ^Bto the ^A/C#cyborg ^B/Ebstore ^G#m7I get some ^C#new arms in^G#m7stalled at the ^C#store ^G#m7Buy the ^C#biggest ^G#m7ones I ^C#can ^AHead back to ^Bmy house, Todd ^A/C#answers the ^B/Ebdoor ^AHe sees ^Bmore than ^A/C#just a ^B/Ebman

My ^Eright arm is a ^C#msmasher like the ^Atrunk of a ^Btree and the ^Eleft one’s ^C#ma sa^Aw ^B I ^Ecut the couch in ^C#mhalf and I ^Asmash the T^BV with my ^Ebig smashy ^C#mclaw^A ^B He’^C#ms standing still and silent, I can?^G#??t tell what he’s thinking He ^Eblinks a single glowing red ^F#eye So I ^F#mgive him a shove and then ^D7Todd starts to cry

^ETodd the ^F#mT100^G#m0 sc^C#ares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B But I think he knows I’ve got a right to exist And he ^Esits in my ^F#mfavorite ^G#mchair and ^C#dares me F#m F#m(maj7) F#m7 B But when he looks over I am making a fist A B A B A/C# B/Eb E One finger at a time

Jonathan Coulton - Todd the t1000