Jonathan Coulton - Skullcrusher mountain

^EWelcome to my secret ^Esus4lair on Skullcrusher ^EMountain^Esus4 I ^Ehope that you've enjoyed your ^Esus4stay so far I see you ^E7met my assistant Scarface His ap^Apearance is quite dist^Eurbing but I as^Asure you he's harmless e^B7nough He's a ^Asweetheart, calls me ^EMaster And he has a ^Away of ^B7finding ^Apretty ^B7things and ^Abringing them to ^B7me

^EI'm so into you But I'm ^Bmway too smart for you Even my ^Ahenchmen think I'm crazy I'm not sur^Amprised that you agree If you could ^Efind some way to be A little bit ^Bmless afraid of me You'd see the ^Avoices that control me from in^Amside my head Say ^D7I shouldn't kill yo^Eu....yet^Esus4

I ^Emade this half-pony half-^Esus4monkey monster to ^Eplease you^{Esus4 E}But I get the feeling that ^Esus4you don't like it ^E7What's with all the screaming? You like ^Amonkeys, you like ^Eponies Maybe you ^Adon't like monsters so ^B7much Maybe I ^Aused too many ^Emonkeys Isn't it ^Aenough to ^B7know that I ^Aruined a ^B7pony ^Amaking a gift for ^B7you?

^EI'm so into you But I'm ^Bmway too smart for you Even my ^Ahenchmen think I'm crazy I'm not sur^Amprised that you agree If you could ^Efind some way to be A little bit ^Bmless afraid of me You'd see the ^Avoices that control me from in^Amside my head Say ^D7I shouldn't kill yo^Eu....yet^{Esus4 E E7}

Picture the ^Atwo of us alone inside my ^G#mgolden submarine While up ^Aabove the waves my ^B7doomsday squad ig^Enites the atmo^E7sphere And all the ^Afools who lead their foolish lives may ^G#mfind it quite ex^C#7plosive Well it ^F#mwon't mean half as much to me if ^AI don't have you ^B7here

You ^Eknow it isn't easy living ^Esus4here on Skullcrusher ^EMountain^Esus4 So ^Emaybe you could cut me just a ^Esus4little slack Would it ^E7kill you to be civil? I've been ^Apatient, I've been ^Egracious And this ^Amountain is covered with ^B7wolves Hear them ^Ahowling, my hungry ^Echildren Maybe you should ^Astay and ^B7have an^Aother ^B7drink and ^Athink about me and ^B7you

^EI'm so into you But I'm ^Bmway too smart for you Even my ^Ahenchmen think I'm crazy I'm not sur^Amprised that you agree If you could ^Efind some way to be A little bit ^Bmless afraid of me You'd see the ^Avoices that control me from in^Amside my head Say ^D7I shouldn't kill yo^Eu yet ^D7I shouldn't kill yo^Eu yet ^D7I shouldn't kill yo^Eu yet^{Esus E}