Screwed by Jonathan Coulton Chord List in order of appearance: F F G7 G C/F E7 Am Dm7 G7 C#m7b5 Gsus4 E--3---0---0---2---3---2---0----0---2-----------3---| B--0---1---2---3---1---0---0----1---1----5------3---| G--0---0---0---2---0---2---0----0---2----4------2---| D--0---2---2---0---2---1---2----2---0----5------0---| A--2---3---0-------x---2---2----0--------4----------| E--3---------------3-------0------------------------| I've also tabbed out the little fills he does and labelled them figure 1 and figure 2. (fig.1) (fig.2) E-------------3---|-----3----3--3----| B---------1---0---|---0-1----0--0----| G---------0---0---|---0-0----0--0----| D--0h2p0--2---0---|---0-2----0--0----| A-----------------|------------------| E-----------------|----------3-------| Thats all you need, now heres the song. F F G7 G F C/F F

^FSome dumb ^FIndian ^G7sold Man^Ghattan for ^FSeven ^Fbucks and a ^G7bottle of ^Gbooze ^FWent out d^Frinking and ^G7came home ^Gsober and ^FTold his ^Ffriends the good ^Fnews

^FBerna^Fdette saw the ^G7Virgin ^GMary but ^FNo one e^Flse could and e^G7veryone ^Gtried ^FAll her ^Ffriends said ^G7that she'd gone ^Gcrazy, she ^FJoined a ^Fconvent and ^Fdied

^E7I'm the ^AmIndian,^E7 I am ^AmBernadette ^GI'm the ^Fsucker who ^Gdoesn't ^Fknow it yet ^E7I just ^Amsigned it, I ^E7never re^Amviewed All the ^G7fine print you wrote out^Dm7 ^G7Now I guess I'm ^Fscrewed ^F ^G7 ^G

F C/F F

^FIndia^Fna Jones ^G7liked to ^Gtravel, he ^FTook his ^Ffriend on a ^G7treasure hunt ^Gtrip ^FDid a ^Ffavor, t^G7hrew him the ^Gidol but ^FNever ^Fgot back his ^Fwhip

^FBoba ^FFett was a ^G7bounty ^Ghunter, he ^FDid his ^Fjob well, he ^G7brought back his ^Gman ^FHe was ^Fclutching his ^G7unspent ^Gmoney when he^F Fell down a ^Fhole in the ^Fsand

^E7I am ^AmDr. Jones,^E7 I am ^AmBoba Fett ^GI'm the ^Fsucker who ^Gdoesn't ^Fknow it yet ^E7I just ^Amsigned it, I ^E7never re^Amviewed All the ^G7fine print you wrote out^Dm7 ^G7Now I guess I'm ^Fscrewed ^F ^G7 ^G

F C/F F C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) C#m7b5 G (Fig.2) It's bad news for me again, It never ends

^C#m7b5I got no ^Fprize inside my ^GHappy Meal ^Gsus4 ^G C#m7b5 G C#m7b5 G (Fig.1) I got lots of money, I got lots of friends ^C#m7b5Just like ^FMeatloaf got a ^Grecord deal ^Gsus4 ^G

^FAlex^Fander Graham ^G7Bell made ^Gtelephones,^F His friend ^FWatson was ^G7out all the ^Gtime ^FCalled him ^Fup just to ^G7chat, no^Gbody home,^F Never ^Fgot back his ^Fdime

^FOnce up^Fon a time ^G7France was ^Gbeautiful,^F Had a ^Fqueen who gave ^G7everyone ^Gcake ^FThen the ^Fpeople got ^G7mad and ^Gkilled her dead,^F Took back ^Fall they could ^Ftake

^E7I am ^AmGraham Bell,^E7 Marie ^AmAntionette ^GI'm the ^Fsucker who ^Gdoesn't ^Fknow it yet ^E7I just ^Amsigned it, I ^E7never re^Amviewed All the ^G7fine print you wrote out^Dm7 ^G7Now I guess I'm ^Fscrewed ^F ^G7 ^G

F C/F F Have fun, Dave Email: Big_dave699@hotmail.com Guitar Tab Legend: h - Hammer on p - Pull off x - finger mute (fretboard hand)

Jonathan Coulton - Screwed