Jonathan Coulton - Previously on braindead

^DSome kind of meteor came down - no one knows where it’s from ^DThey shipped it off so they could study it in Washington Guess ^Emwhat? It’s filled with space bugs; ^Gnow they’re loose and eating people’s ^Dbrains ^DPoor Laurel only wants to make her documentaries ^DShe’s out of money so she works for Luke, her brother, he’s a ^EmDemocratic senator She ^Glistens to constituents ^Acomplai

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n! ^{F# Bm}Gareth is working for Red W^F#heatus, who’s a senator, a S^Bm7outherner, Republican, a ^Edrunk ^GGovernment is shutting down, ‘^Fdimtil they find a work-around - ^Adeal they make looks like a slam dunk!... But ^Dspace bugs ^Acrawl into Red’s ^Gbrain and start contr^Dolling him He s^Dteals a D^Aemocrat and fl^Gips him to Rep^Dublican The sh^Dutdown h^Aappens and now ^Geverybody is ^Dmad again ^DLaurel disc^Aovers Scarlett’s sl^Geeping with her b^Drother and It l^Emooks like Scarlett probably has a s^Gpace bug problem, too You ^Emknow your day was lousy when someb^Gody’s head expl^Aodes on y^Dou