IKEA - Jonathan Coulton Tabbed by: Dan Wright Email: muzikvlr1714@yahoo.com Tuning: Standard (eBGDAE)

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It's n^Dot a bode^Gga, it's n^Aot a mal^Dl And ^Gthey ^Asell t^Dhings for ^Aapartments smaller than mine As^Bm if the^Gre were^D ap^Dsus4artments s^Dmaller than mine

Ike^Aa:^Bm ju^Gst some o^Dak and ^Dsome^A pine ^Asus4and a handful of Norsemen Ike^Aa:^Bm se^Glling furni^Dture for c^Dollege ^Akids a^Asus4nd divorced men Everyon^Ge h^Das ^A7a home But i^Gf you ^Ddon^A't have a home y^Dou ^Dsus4can buy ^Done there

So re^Dnt a ^Gcar ^Aor t^Dake the bus Lay ^Gyour cash ^Adown and p^Dut your trust In^A the ^Bmland whe^Gre the furn^Diture^Dsus4 folds t^Do a much smaller size

^DBilly ^Gthe bo^Aokcas^De says hello And so doe^Gs a ta^Able^D whose name is Ingo And^A the ch^Bmair is a la^Gdder-back bi^Drch^Dsus4 but his f^Driends call him Karl

^Bm Ikea^F#: plywood, brushed steel D A7 Dadd4/A Ikea: meatballs, tasty ^Bm Ike^F#a: Allen wrenches ^DAll of them for free ^BmAll of them for me

I'm so^Drry I sa^Gid Ik^Aea su^Dcks I ju^Gst ^Aboug^Dht a table for 60 bucks An^Ad a c^Bmhair and ^Ga lamp and a^D shel^Dsus4f and som^De candles for you

^DI wa^Gs a^A do^Dubter just like you ‘T^Dill^G I ^Asaw t^Dhe American dream come true In^A New Je^Bmrsey, ^Gthey go^Dt a goddamned Swedish parade

Jonathan Coulton - Ikea