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I found this on the Jonathan Coulton Wikisite. Please dont sue. Instrumental Guitar lick* A E A E --0x Repeat 23-- 2--1 2--2 ---2 ----
ALord hear my prayer ELook down on me DI'm not as wealthy as AI used to be It's Bmnot even ten and I'm F#mbusted again DWhy does this happen to Eme? AGive me a sign EShow me you care DA straight to the Ace Lord, or Aeven a pair I can't Bmmake it alone and I'll F#msink like a stone Unless Dyou can undo what I've Edone
So DLord lift me up in your Atender embrace DLend me your wisdom, your Astrength and your grace DHelp me to Adimsmash my Aopponent's Abdimfat F#mface Oh Lord Dhelp me take Emoney from my AfrieEnds
A E Eaug
ADeep down I know That it's Eonly a game But DI want them shaking in Aterror and shame It's just Bmpoker and beer Still I F#mneed them to fear me Lord DIt's not enough just to Ewin
DDeal me good cards and I'll Ahandle the math DWe'll take their money while Athey take a bath D Adim(x01212) A Abdim F#m I'll show them my hand and you'll show them your wrath D E A E OEh Lord help me take money from my friends
F#m C#aug (x4322x)*** And I don't want to cheat them
ABecause I know that's a B7sin (fingerpick on D string: 2,3)
F#mI just want to deC#augfeat them And make it Ahurt when I B7win Make it Dhurt when I Ewin...Eaug
So Apoke them with sticks And Ecrush them with stones DChew them up good Lord and Aspit out their bones Make Bmmy riches grow and let F#mthose bitches know That you Dhate them and love only Eme DBurn it all down until Anothing survives DMake them regret for the Arest of their lives The Dday that they Adimbet their Adogs and Abdimtheir F#mwives Oh Lord Dhelp me take Emoney from DHelp me take Emoney from D E A E A HeAlp me take money from my friends
Chords: Adim x01212 Abdim 4x343x C#aug x4322x Eaug x3211x * Strum, pick, pick, strum. Play the lick again on 'friends' where A and E repeat. do not lick your guitar) ** In order to not lose your mind playing the A Abdim F#m chords in rapid succession, a higher inversion of A, like 577655 (E major barred on 5) *** C# aug ~= F aug ~= A aug.