Jonathan Coulton - Furry old lobster

When ^BbI was a ^Bbsus4young boy I'd ^Bbfollow the ^Bbsus4path ^BbDown past the ^Bbsus4dunes to the ^Bbsea ^{Bbsus4 Bb}There on the ^Bbsus4warm sandy b^Bbeaches we'd l^Bbsus4ie ^BbThe furry old ^Bbsus4lobsters and m^Bbe ^Bbsus4 They'd ^D#whistle and ^D#sus4squeal as they ^D#ran through the ^D#sus4waves So s^D#leek, so ^D#sus4furry and ^D#fair ^D#sus4 But ^Bbnow when I ^Bbsus4go down to ^Bbsee my old ^Bbsus4friends The ^Bbbeaches are ^Bbsus4empty and ^Bbbare ^Bbsus4

Sing ^Bbhey hidey ^Fho, where'd the ^D#old lobster g^Bbo? And his ^Bbbody so ^D#furry and ^Fbrown? Sing ^D#ho hidey ^Fhey, have they ^Gmall gone ^C7away? For we ^D#haven't seen ^Fmany ^Bbaround

New Y^Bbork sends a ^Bbsus4monster to ^Bbdarken our ^Bbsus4seas ^BbCursed be the ^Bbsus4day that it ^Bbcame ^Bbsus4 They are u^Bbgly and ^Bbsus4small and not ^Bbtasty at ^Bbsus4all They are l^Bbobsters in ^Bbsus4nothing but ^Bbname ^Bbsus4 They don't ^D#smash open c^D#sus4lams on their ^D#bellies with s^D#sus4tones They ^D#have neither ^D#sus4whiskers nor ^D#paws ^D#sus4 And the ^Bbfurry old l^Bbsus4obster's so ^Bbeasily c^Bbsus4rushed In the ^Bbgrip of the^Bbsus4ir terrible ^Bbclaws ^Bbsus4

Sing ^Bbhey hidey ^Fho, where'd the ^D#old lobster g^Bbo? And his ^Bbbody so ^D#furry and ^Fbrown? Sing ^D#ho hidey ^Fhey, have they ^Gmall gone ^C7away? For we ^D#haven't seen ^Fmany ^Bbaround ^Gm No, we ^D#haven't seen ^Fmany ^Bbaround ^Gm No, we ^D#haven't seen ^Fmany ^Bbaround