Jonathan Coulton - Christmas is interesting

^DYou have put on your ^Gfeety pa^Djamas It's ^Gtime for a ^Along winter's ^Dnap There's a ^Gknock on the ^Adoor and a ^F#mstranger is ^Bmthere He ^Emwants you to sit on his l^Aap ^DHe takes your watch and he ^Ggives you a h^Dairbrush Your ^Gwife gets a ^Awig on a ^Bmchain ^EmHe says he ^Acan't stay Cause ^F#mhe's got a ^Bmlong way to ^Emgo A Crazy Joco Edim7 And it's starting to rain

Christmas is inte^Gresting ^A Like a knife in your^D heart Christmas is inte^Emresting ^A How it tears you ^Dapart Christmas is int^Geresting ^A Like a stick in your^D eye Em (F#) G It's so freaking interesting That it might make you c^Ary

^DSo you're an elf, but you'd ^Grather be a ^Ddentist ^GMaybe you're a ^Atrain with square ^Dwheels ^GMaybe you're a ^Asquirt gun that ^F#monly shoots ^Bmjam ^EmNow you know how Jesus fe^Aels ^DHe is riding a ^Gsleigh he calls ^DRosebud ^GHis mansion is ^Alonely and c^Dold ^GHe can't r^Aemember a p^F#mleasant Dece^Bmmber ^EmWhen he wasn't tired and ol^Ad ^Edim7

Christmas is i^Gnteresting^A Like a knife in your^D heart Christmas is inte^Emresting ^A How it tears you ^Dapart Christmas is int^Geresting ^A Like a stick in your^D eye Em (F#) G It's so freaking interesting That it might make you c^Ary

So you're ^Ddrunk and your n^Game is J^Dimmy Stewart ^GYou once had a ^Awonderful l^Dife ^GThen you lost a^All your money, y^F#mou cracked u^Bmp your car ^EmYou yelled at your favori^Ate wife Yo^Du go to bed and you ^Gwait for Jacob ^DMarley ^GHe comes to mak^Ae you feel ^Dbrave ^GBut under his c^Aloak he is nothi^F#mng but smoke^{Bm Em}And a finger that points ^Aat your grave ^Edim7

Christmas is i^Gnteresting^A Like a knife in your^D heart Christmas is inte^Emresting ^A How it tears you ^Dapart Christmas is int^Geresting ^A Like a stick in your^D eye Em (F#) G It's so freaking interesting That it might make you c^Ary