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Original transcription by Geordie Keitt, revised by Suuuupaadave. (not me, but them on jonathancoulton.com) Chords: A x0222x Aaug x0322x D xx0232 E. 022100 F#m/C# x4422x Faug/C# x4322x A/C# x4222x B7 x21202 E7 022130 F#m/A x0422x A7 x02020 Dmaj7 xx0222 F#m 244222 Dm6 xx0201 Intro: |A |Aaug||A |Aaug| Verse 1

^A This year has been a little ^Dcrazy for the ^EAndersons ^A You may recall we had some ^Dtrouble last ^Eyear ^A The robot council had us ^Dbanished to an ^Easteroid ^A That hasn't undermined our ^Dholiday ^Echeer.

Pre-chorus 1

And we ^F#m/C#know it's almost ^Faug/C#Christmas by the ^A/C#marks we make on the ^B7wall. That's our ^Efavorite ^E/F#time of ^E7/G#year.

Chorus

Merry ^AChristmas from ^AaugChiron Beta Prime^F#m/A, Where we're ^A7working in a ^Dmaj7mine for our robot ^F#moverlords. Did I say ^B7overlords? I meant pro^Etectors. Merry ^DChristmas from ^Dm6Chiron Beta Prime.

A | Aaug | A | Aaug Verse 2

^A On every corner there's a ^Dgiant metal ^ESanta Claus, ^A Who watches over us with ^Dglowing red ^Eeyes. ^A They carry weapons and they ^Dknow if you've been ^Ebad or good. ^A Not everybody's good but ^Deveryone ^Etries.

Pre-chorus 2

And the ^F#m/C#rocks outside the ai^Faug/C#rlock exude am^A/C#monia-scented ^B7snow. It's like ^Ea Winter ^E/F#Wonderla^E7/G#nd.

Chorus

[Keyboard solo. Same chords as Chorus] A | Aaug | A | Aaug Verse 3

^A That's all the family news that ^Dwe're allowed to ^Etalk about. ^A We really hope you'll come and ^Dvisit us ^Esoon. ^A I mean we're literally ^Dbegging you to ^Evisit us. ^A And make it quick before they [^DMESSAGE REDACTED^E].

Pre-chorus 3

Now it's ^F#m/C#time for Christmas ^Faug/C#dinner - I think the ^A/C#robots sent us a ^B7pie! You know I ^Elove my ^E/F#soylent ^E7/G#green.

Chorus

Jonathan Coulton - Chiron beta prime