Jonathan Coulton - Baby got back

I ^Clike big butts and I ^Fcannot lie You ^Cother brothers ^Fcan’t deny When a ^Dmgirl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a r^Gound thing in your face You get ^Csprung and you wanna ^Fpull up tough You not^Cice that, th^Fat butt was stuffed ^DmDeep in the jeans she’s wearing ^GI’m hooked and I can’t stop staring

^EmOh babe, I wanna get wit’cha ^AmAnd take your pretty picture ^FMy homeboys tried to warn me ^GBut that butt you got makes me so horny

^COoh, Rumple-^Fsmooth-skin ^CYou say you wanna get ^Fin my Benz? Well, ^Dmuse me, use me ^GCause you ain’t that average groupie ^CI’ve seen them ^Fdancing ^CThe hell with ^Fromancing ^DmCause she’s sweat, wet, ^GGot it going like a turbo Vette

^EmI’m tired of magazines ^AmSaying flat butts are the thing ^DmTake the average black man and ask him that ^GShe gotta pack much back

^CSo, fellas, fellas ^AmHas your girlfriend got the butt? ^FTell her to shake it, ^Fshake it ^DmShake that healthy butt ^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F

^GBaby got ^Cba^Emck ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got ^Cba^Emck ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got ^Cba^Emck ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got ^Cback

^CI like them ro^Fund and big ^CAnd when I’m t^Fhrowing a gig ^DmI just can’t help myself, I’m acting like an animal ^GNow here’s my scandal ^CI wanna get^F you home ^CAnd wo, dou^Fble-up, wo-oo-wo ^DmI ain’t talking bout Playboy ^GCause silicone parts are made for toys

^EmI want em real thick and juicy ^AmSo find that juicy double ^DmJonnie C’s in trouble ^GBegging for a piece of that bubble

^CSo I’m looking at ^Frock videos ^CKnock-kneed bimbos ^Fwalking like hoes ^DmYou can have them bimbos ^GI’ll keep my women like Flo Jo ^CA word to the thick soul s^Fistas, I wanna get with ya ^CI won’t c^Fuss or hit ya ^DmBut I gotta be straight when I say I wanna? (pause) ^GTil the break of dawn

^EmBaby got it going on ^AmA lot of simps won’t like this song ^DmCause them punks like to hit it and quit it ^GAnd I’d rather stay and play

^DmCause I’m long, and I’m strong ^GAnd I’m down to get the friction on

^CSo, ladies, ^Fladies ^CIf you wanna rol^Fe in my Mercedes ^DmThen turn around and stick it out ^GEven white boys got to s^Chout

^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got b^Cack

^CSo your girlfriend rolls^F a Honda ^CPlayin' workout tapes by^F Fonda ^DmBut Fonda ain't got a motor in the back ^Gof her Honda ^CMy anaconda don't want n^Fone ^CUnless you have got buns^F, hun ^DmYou can do side bends or sit-ups ^GBut please don't lose that butt

^EmSome brothers wanna play that hard role ^AmAnd tell you that the butt ain't gold ^DmSo they toss it and leave it ^GAnd I pull up quick to retrieve it ^CSo Cosmo says yo^Fu're fat ^CWell I ain't dow^Fn with that! ^Dm'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin' ^GAnd I'm thinkin' 'bout stickin' ^CTo the beanpole dames in the mag^Fazines: ^CYou ain't it, Mi^Fss Thing! ^DmGive me a sista, I can't resist her ^GRed beans and rice didn't miss her ^EmSome knucklehead tried to diss ^Am'Cause his girls are on my list ^DmHe had game but he chose to hit 'em ^GAnd I pull up quick to get wit 'em ^CSo ladies, if the butt i^Fs round ^CAnd you want a triple X ^Fthrowdown ^DmDial 1-900-Johnny-C ^GAnd kick them nasty tho^Cughts

^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F (LA face with the Oakland booty) ^GBaby got b^Cac^Emk ^F