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Since the song still doesn't have any bass tabs, I figured I would stand a good chance for it. Let us hope this works. If timings are needed, I shall write them in if requested. Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3jaMKb8bAo ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Intro: No Bass Verse: G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|----------------6~------------------------3h5~-| E|-3-6-1~-0-1-3-6----5-3h5-3h5-3h5~-5h6-5h6------| I admit that in the past I've been a nasty. They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange But you'll find that nowadays, I've mended all my ways Repented, seen the light, and made a change. G|------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------0/7~-| A|----------------6~------------------------3-----| E|-3-6-1~-0-1-3-6----5-3h5-3h5-3h5~-5h6-5h6-------| And I fortunately know a little secret. It's a talent that I always have possessed And dear lady, please don't laugh. I use it on behalf Of the miserable, lonely, and depressed (pathetic!) Chorus: G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Poor unfortunate souls In pain and in need G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| This one longing to be thinner; that one wants to get the girl. And do I help them? Yes, indeed! G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true G|------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6~-| E|------------------------------------| They come flocking to me crying, "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I help them! Yes I do! Pre-Verse: No Bass Verse: G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|----------------6~------------------------3h5~-| E|-3-6-1~-0-1-3-6----5-3h5-3h5-3h5~-5h6-5h6------| The men up there don't like a lot of blabber They think a girl who gossips is a bore! Yes on land, it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word. And after all dear, what is idle patter for? G|-----------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------| A|----------------6~------------------------3h5~-| E|-3-6-1~-0-1-3-6----5-3h5-3h5-3h5~-5h6-5h6------| They're not all that impressed with conversation True gentlemen avoid it when they can Yet they dote and swoon and fawn on ladies who withdrawn It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man. Chorus: G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Poor unfortunate souls Go ahead! Make your choice! G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day It won't cost much: just your voice! G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true Break: G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-| If you wanna cross the bridge, my sweet. You've got the pay the toll Take a gulp. Take a breath. Go ahead. Sign the scroll G|-------------------------------------------------| D|-------------------------------------------------| A|-------------------------------------------------| E|-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-x-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-| Nick and Kevin. Now I've got her, boys The boss is on a roll Chorus: G|------------------------------------| D|------------------------------------| A|------------------------------------| E|-3~-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Poor unfortunate souls In pain and in need G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| This one longing to be thinner; that one wants to get the girl. And do I help them? Yes, indeed! G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-----------------------------------------------------------------| E|-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-1-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-3-| Those poor unfortunate souls So sad, so true G|-----------------------------------------------------------------| D|-----------------------------------------------------------------| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-6-| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------| They come flocking to me crying, "Will you help us, pretty please?" And I help them! Yes I do! Outro G|--------------------------------------------------------------------| D|--------------------------------------------------------------------| A|-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5----| E|-----------------------------------------------------------------3~-| Those poor unfortunate souls!