Jon Lajoie - Wtf collective 2

^AmMc Confusing ^Amback in this bitch Wit^Fh a parking sandwhich and a ^Echicken ticket I go^Dmt a liquid facelift from a^Dm fig with big tits And my^E wrist got twisted by a ^Ebritt with fig spit And y^Amou don't understand it c^Amause you're not supposed to Like ^Fa candy cane snake in a^E jealous cartoon And I'^Dmm gonna leave soon, bu^Dmt first I need to Drink ^Ea Chevy Chase Face and^E rape Robocop 2 ^AmYo I'm MC Historical^Am Inaccuracy I drop ^Flyrical bombs like Hiroshima^E in '73 I writ^Dme rhymes like Shakespeare ^Dmwhen he wrote Anne Franks Diary Which is^E about the Civil War fr^Eom 1812 and Germany I'm like^Am the Spanish Inquisition ^Amwhen they killed Jesus And Abe^F Lincoln's suicide was the ^Etheme for my thesis Like M^Dmoses when I focus I can ^Dmsplit the Red Sea Like h^Ee did in 1950 ^Ewith the Chinese army ^AmI'm MC Don't Know How To^Am Pluralize Word(s) I've got ^Fso many rhyme and ^EI sleep with all the girl When ^Dmthere's more than one of something ^Dmyou're supposed to pluralize But ^EI never learned that throughout ^Eall the year I've been alive Hello,^Am I'm MC Canadian^Am Stereotype I'm ab^Foot to get started, so let me ^Eget off the ice But I ^Dmdon't want any trouble a^Dmnd I'm always polite Now hop ^Eon my snowmobile and ^EI will tell you what I like But^Am first I'll turn off curling ^Amand turn down Avril Lavigne Et j^F'vais dire une phrase en francias, ^Eparce qui'ici on est bilingue Oh ^Dmboy I fell off my igloo ^Dmand I hurt my knee Let's ^Ego to the hospital, don't worry ^Ehere in Canada it's free, eh ^AmMC Fatigue ^Amdid you miss me I'll ^Fbe awake five minutes c^Eause I had a coffee I'll try ^Dmto get through my verse,^Dm but I really don't know I had ^Ethat coffee about ^Efive minutes ago

^AmThey hired me again to sing this mother fuckin ^Fchorus! I haven't found a fuckin ^Dmjob yet So I have to do this ^Ebull shit (I can't take it I'm done) ^AmI don't think I can sing another fuckin ^Fchorus! I think I'm gonna jump off ^Dma bridge Or shoot myself like Kurt ^ECobain did (I think my dad has a gun)

^AmI'm MC Knows Too Many^Am Facts About Bees 50 ^Fmiles an hour i^Es their average speed A queen ^Dmcan lay up to 3,000 ^Dmeggs in a day Just cause^E I know a lot about bees ^Edoesn't mean that I'm gay I'm also^Am MC In The Closet^Am Homosexual I hide it^F cause it's easier to be^E heterosexual We can't ^Dmeven get married in most states^Dm here in America it's fucked up^E(MC Canadian Stereotype: Ga^Ey marriage is legal here in Canada) ^AmI'm MC Homophobic F^Amucking Asshole Being ^Fgay is evil and it is ^Eunnatural Jesus ^Dmsaid to love thy neighbor, ^Dmbut only if they are straight Penises ^Ego in viginas ^Eanything else is just insane I'm ^AmMc Extremely ^AmInappropriate Rhymes I shake things ^Fup like J. Fox when^E I get on the Mic And I ^Dmdrop my enemies ^Dmjust like Christopher Reeve's horse Then I^E put them to sleep ^Elike Heath Ledger of course WOAH, I^Am'm MC Extremely ^AmPolitically Correct I disa^Fgree with the last MC's ^ELyrical content It was: ^Dmoffensive, insensitive, ^Dmand in very bad taste Just like ^Ethat guy who wrote that song ^Ewhen Michael Jackson passed away Yo, ^AmMC Final Verse ^Amhere to end the song O^Fne was enough we didn't^E need a sequel Jon Make a ^Dmfourth "Show Me Your Genit^Dmals" or another "Normal Guy" But ^Efor now lets end this stupid song ^Ewith a suicide

^AmThis is the last time that I will ever sing a^F chorus! My dad's gun was in his^Dm closet And I'm gonna end this ^Ebull shit (I had a good run) ^AmI'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I finish the ^Fchorus! Syanora and ^Dmfarewell Guess I'll see you all ^Ein Hell (4,3,2,1) Am