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A great song by comedian Jon Lajoie about Britney Spears. I've tabbed it out here, the tabbed parts should probably have a bit of distortion, the chords should be played clean, and they may be easier if you put a capo on and transpose it a little; but this is how I play it. Intro: D# Cm Gm A# X2 E-------------------------------------------------| B-------------------------------------------------| G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-7-5-3----8-7-5-3---8-7-5-----3-| D-------------------------------------------------| A-------------------------------------------------| E-------------------------------------------------|
D#Britney, I can fCmell your sadness Gm The World is fA#illed with madness D#And everybody tCmakes It out on you Gm And there's nothing A#you can do, but D#Girl I want yCmou to know Gm That I'm not A#one of those because
I G#don't care what they all sA#ay I'd G#still have sex with yA#ou AnyD# day Cm AD#ny dayCm A#
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day") E----------------------------------6-----| B----------------------------------------| G-8-7-5-3----8-7-5-3--------7---10-------| D----------------------------------------| A----------------------------------------| E----------------------------------------|
D#Britney, Nobody Cmreally knows you Gm yet they all think A#they can judge you D#Although I'm not a fan of Cmyour music Gm The way the treat you, girl, It A#makes me sick. D#Just know that I can Cmhear your cries,Gm and I still love to get beA#tween those thighs, because
I G#don't care what they all sA#ay I'd G#still have sex with A#you AnyD# day Cm AnyD# day Cm
(This guitar part comes in after the first "Any Day") E---------------------| B---------------------| G-8-7-5-3-----8-7-5-3-| D---------------------| A---------------------| E---------------------|
G#And If you want to marry mA#e As long as G#I don't have to sign a prenup I agrA#ee
(This Guitar part plays under the above lines) E--------------------------------------------------------------| B--------------------------------------------------------------| G--8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-7-7-7-7-7-7-----| D--------------------------------------------------------------| A--------------------------------------------------------------| E--------------------------------------------------------------|
I G#don't care what they all sA#ay No I G#don’t care what they all sA#ay I'd G#still tap that asA#s AnyD# day
Enjoy, I'd say it's 99% right, remember to listen to the song for timings. Peace