Jon Lajoie - In different ways

^AI can see it in your eyes girl That you're ^C#min the mood for love So I ^F#mlight some candles, pour some wine C^Dome sit down on the^E rug

^ABut there's something I must tell you, babe ^C#mBefore we take this step ^F#mSomething about me girl Tha^Dt you do not know^E yet

^AI have no penis ^A7 It was torn off In a bicycle^D accident In nineteen ninet^Ay nine I also lost one^E testicle So all I have is a weird ^Duni-ball And a rubber tube, between ^Amy legs ^EBut babe, I can love you in differe^Ant ways

I^A'll make love to you with the rubber tube That I ^C#muse for urinating I'll jus^F#mt tape to Popsicle sticks around it ^DMake it easier for penetr^Eating

^AAnd having only one ball Isn't ^C#malways a bad thing It's like a^F#m pool ball in a pillow case It's like a ^Dcherry on a sund^Eae

I have no ^Apenis I have ^A7no cock If it looks like I^D have a ball Just 'cause I stuff it with a^A sock Girl, I know that y^Eou're afraid But I promise, baby, if^D you stay That I'll put a cucumber in the^A microwave And ^Ebabe, I will love you in different... AAADDAAADD ... ways

^AJust because I don't have cock ^DIt doesn't mean I ^Acan't rock ^AJust because I don't have cock ^AIt doesn't mean I can't ^Drock ^DO-o-oh yeah^A