Jon Lajoie - If i had wings

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^CIf I had wings I'd ^Cmaj7fly away from here But ^Fwherever I land the people would think that ^CI was weird They'd be like ^Gwhy do you have wings, did your mom have sex with a bird or something ^{C C}If I had one wish I'd wish for a ^Cmaj7thousand more But ^Fthat'd probably be against the rules so I'd have to ^Cthink some more Then I'd ^Gwish for all the supermans powers

See through all good looking girls taking showers ^{C C}If ruled the world it'd probably fall apart Cause ^FI'm not a really organized person and ^CI'm not all that smart I'd just ^Gsitting 'round smoking weed all day And be like "who the hell put me in charge here anyw^Cay?" I'd be high as ^C7fuck ^FAnd if I could ask god one question ^C I'd ask him what's ^Cmaj7the meaning of life^{F F}And he'd probably answer I could tell you ^FBut then I'm gonna have to kill you ^CAnd I ^Cmaj7just say never^Fmind I'm ^Fnot that curious So ^Gplease don't tell me and please don't kill me

^CIf I had a million dollars how^Cmaj7 would I spend them I ^Fthink giving it to the poor, but then I'd say ^Cfuck that shit And I'd^G go buy a really expensive pimped up ride

Get in the backseat and I fuck you from behind ^{C C}If I had wings I fly^Cmaj7 high in sky ^GBut I would be a weird looking half-bird guy ^CA regular everyday half-bird ^Fguy