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Jon Lajoie Everyday Normal Guy 2 I borrowed a lot from other tabs and chords I thought were accurate and added the lyrics. Chords: EADGBe EADGBe Dm - x57765 or xx0231 Gm - 355333 or 310033 Bb - 688766 or x13331 A - 577655 or x02220 Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A e--10--------10---10-------10--|--10-------10---9------9---| B------10------------11--------|-----11-----------10-------| G--10-----10------12----12-----|--10----10------9----9-----| D------------------------------|---------------------------| A------------------------------|---------------------------| E------------------------------|---------------------------| (Play the chords with the tab = *) (Just play chords = **) just Riff 1: Dm Gm Bb A Steve: You want some more of this bitch? *back
in the heDmezy. Gm We do this Bball year long.A*
*I'm just a Dmregular, everyday, nGmormal muthafucka... I tBbold you in the first song I'll tAell you in another. I'm just a Dmregular, everyday, noGmrmal muthafucka... I dBbon't have girlfriend, my hAand's my only lover. I'm just a rDmegular, everyday, noGmrmal muthafucka... BbOne night a week my mom lAikes to cook me supper. I'm just a rDmegular, everyday, noGmrmal muthafucka... And Michael BbKeaton was my favorite BatAman.*
**I was Dmwalking down the street just the Gmother day I saw these Bbtwo fine bitches they were waAlking my way "Yo whatDmchu girls doing tonight?" is what I wGmanted to say but sBbuddenly I panicked my voice sAtarted to shake So I Dmput my head down and I just wGmalked away I had to catch a bus aBbnyway It wAorked out great Got on the Dmbus put my headphones on Gmand pressed play Sheryl CBbrow, James Blunt and motherAfuckin Ace of Base Yo wDmhat can I say It's just a dGmay in my life I'm up eBbarly in the morning in bed eaArly at night To be prDmoductive at work I gotta Gmbe well rested YBbeah muthafucka, You heAard what I just said.**
(same chord progression for the rest of the song) *I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I don't like margarine, I much prefer the taste of butter. I'm just a regular, everyday, normao muthafucka... My favorite movies as a kid were superman and ghostbusters. I'm justa regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I have a hard time opening my eyes underwater. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... And I'm not a huge Nicholas Cage fan. **I'm from a lower middle-class family me and my brothers and sisters played hide and go seek I have good memories from my childhood bitch my favorite toy was my fuckin fire truck bitch I used to play with that muthafucka all day long until I learned about sex from the sears catalog And then I played with my muthafucka all day long about ten tiimes a day man, all year long My favorite song muthafucka I don't like to admit it is a Celine Dion song from the movie titanic "Every night in my dreams, I see you... I feel you..." every time I hear that fuckin shit a tear comes to my eye why the fuck did Leonardo Di Caprio have to die though I'm not afraid to say that I'm a sensitive guy sticks and stones break my bones but it's the words that make me cry like that time in grade 3 when a girl called me stupid face she really hurt me why'd you call me stupid face? is my face stupid? how is that possible? a person can be stupid but a face, that's impossible shit happens all the time and you learn how to deal with it Regular, everyday, normal fuckin bullshit** *I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... When I get into a fight I usually leave on a stretcher. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... When I got nothin to say I usually talk about the weather. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I like the first back to the future but the second one was better. I'm just a regular, everyday, normal muthafucka... I like red peppers better than the green ones.* **Oooooohooooo...savin up my money to buy a new dishwasher mine broke about six months ago mother fucker go go go go** (Don't play anything. Just vocals) Go shorty it's your birthday go party like it's your birthday I wasn't invited but it's okay I'll just stay at home and play some video games. Steve: You want some of this? Come and get it.