Jon Foreman - Just rob me

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^BI met a pretty girl the next town ^Eover Running like a river, thin and ^F#long ^BOther than her dress She looked ^Emighty well depressed So I ^Basked this ^F#little lady what was ^Bwrong

^BShe said, "All my life I've tried to b^Ee an outlaw I've ^Btried to spit and chew and steal and ^F#rob But I ^Bain't no good at thieven' So I ^Emight as well be leaven I ^Bthink I'm off and ^F#go get a ^Bjob"

^BI told the pretty girl, "Don't b^Ee so foolish Don't ^Bbe so quick to leave a life of ^F#crime ^BSee I'll be quick to call it You can ^Epractice on my wallet And ^Bthat way if you're ^F#caught you won't do ^Btime"

^F#Just rob me! ^BJust rob me! ^BA pretty face like yours don't come for ^F#free ^BIf I can call you honey Well then ^Eyou can take my money So ^Bdarlin keep your ^F#gun ^BAnd just rob me

^BI see the girl again a few months ^Elater To ^Bsee her with her gun was a ^F#relief I said, ^B"Honey you've got attributes Like ^Elace and lips and high heeled boots But ^Bdearie your just ^F#no good as a ^Bthief"

^BShe said, "Mister how do you know that^E I'm failin' I ^Bmight have robbed twenty banks ^F#today" I ^Blooked into her eyes And said, &^Equot;Miss, I'd be surprised, You're ^Bpointing that there ^F#gun the wrong ^Bway.

^F#Maybe every woman is an ^Boutlaw I'm ^F#pretty sure they're pretty thieves in ^Bblack They'll ^F#make you scream like smoke^F# And then they rob you broke^F# But I suppose don't mind ^F#being robbed ^F#like ^F#that

^BSo my pretty thief and I started a ^Efamily Yeah my ^Boutlaw's been given me ^F#inlaws She ^Bkept her thievin art Sure as ^Erain she stole my heart But she ^Btells me it's for a ^F#worthy ^Bcause