Jon Cozart - The streamys

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When you ask ^Cwho's the cutie with the big brown eyes I say, "That's Cameron Dallas, ^D7just some internet ^G7guy." And ^Cwho's that man with the drink in his hand? I say, "That's Shay Carl, I ^D7wonder who he's ^G7texting?" It's the ^Finternet's biggest ^Cnight For the ^GA-list of the ^CD-l^C7ist We're like ^Fother award shows with^Cout the ^D7budget ^D7or reason to ^G7exist

You wouldn't wanna ^Fbe me me ^Cbeing at the ^GStreamys The fourth Jonas Brother of a^Cward shows ^{D7 G7}

But ^CJon, specifically who ^D7are all of these ^G7people? Well I'm ^Cglad you asked, Most of them are ^D7New York Times^G7 best selling ^Cauthors

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Don't you read? ^G7 That's totally fine neither do they

Connor ^CFranta is here, so stylish and chic Even his butthole's ^D7millenial ^G7pink How about ^CCasey Neistat, the internet's Sean Penn A fearess counter-culturist, now ^D7works for ^G7CNN ^G7Thanks for President Trump CNN, ^G7We couldn't have done it without you And ^FSnapchat is to Insta-Stories As ^CLilly Singh is to Liza They ^D7do the same thing, just one did it first ^G7But now people prefer the other, okay

You wouldn't wanna ^Fbe me me ^Cbeing at the ^GStreamys the Chipotle queso of ^Caward shows

And if you're ^Fwondering why I haven't ^Cmentioned your name or the ^Glikes of Tyler Oakley or Hannah ^CHart ^C7 Well ^Fdon't you worry, your car^Ceers will be featured in the i^D7n memoriam p^G7art We all ^Clove Jenna Marbles, her chihuahuas her shih tzus Her next challenge video: 100 ^D7layers of daddy ^G7issues And if you mis^Ctake Dodie Clark for a girl of fifteen No worries Dodie Clark tends to ^D7do the same ^G7thing And hey, Shane ^FDawson is here, up for Cre^Cator of the year Spent ^Ghalf his career in blackface

You wouldn't wanna ^Fbe me eager to l^Ceave the ^GStreamys The Phantom Menace of a^Cward shows The ^GStreamys the teen choice awards for everyone who wasn't invited to the teen ^Cchoice awards The ^GStreamys, its the ^G7Streamys of ^Caward shows, great^{G7 C}