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Tuning: G C E A
[Intro] Gm Cm D x2 [Verse 1]
"imma slide into ya GmDMs todayCm" D 'Cause "u r a gorgous aGmmazing baeCm" D "this is delightful to my eGmars and brainCm" D "Nice hair my cousin hair is kGminda is lCmike thatD"
"I LOVE YOU" [Chorus 1]
CmThe mood is right but the wDords are so wrong WCmhen YouTube comments wFrite a love song
[Verse 2]
"HI I LOVE YOU THAT'S ALL GmOK BYECm" D "I LIKE YOUR HAIR AND YOUR BROWS AGmND YOUR EYECmS" D "Your nice looks face," "I love Gmhow you rhymeCm" D "I cGmri evrytiCmem,D" "Have My Babies."
[Chorus 2]
CmThere is no doubt that ID'll die alone CmWhen YouTube comments wrFite a love song
[Verse 3] Oh, hey! "Hey quick question that kind of just popped up
GmAre you gayCm?" D What? "are you gGmay?"Cm D "not 2b racist bGmut r u gayCm?" D "Why do all of the awesome guys hGmave to be gayCm?" D
[Chorus 3]
CmIt's no big deal, I Djust wanna know CmWhen GayTube comments keep, "FI gay, homo"
[Verse 4]
*Heavy breathGming*Cm D *CryiGmng*Cm D *Sweet moment of silGmencCme* D *Pop-Tart eating GmnoiseCms* D GmEw Cm D
[Bridge]
CmWords aren't enough cause the fDeeling's too strong Cm*Crying in Fgay*
[Verse 5]
Gosh, you don't have any towels in tGmhere. My hands are aCmll wDet "wtf you're stGmill alive????"Cm WhDat? "imma keep it real with you...I tGmhought you diedCm" IDt's been like a minute "IT'S BGmEEN A YEACmR," DWhat? "IT'S BEEN 84 YEARS"
[Outro]

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"the rare jon cozart emerges from his cave for his annual appearance,"

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Don't touch me, what are you doing?

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"only to return to his hibernation for a year" (Ow, ow)

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Elise! Elise! What are you- stop it!

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"I MISSED YOU"

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What?
*Jon Cozart dies*