Tuning: G C E A

[Intro]

^CIf you've e^A7ver w^Dmondered why ^G7Disney's tales all ^Cend in lies ^CHere's what ^Dmhappened ^Amafter a^Fll their ^Fdreams ^Gcame ^Ctrue

[Ariel]

^CI loved being p^G7rincess d^Cown in ^Cthis beautiful ^G7ocean blu^Ce ^CBut mermaids ar^G7e going m^Cissing ^Cthey end up in ^G7someone's^C stew ^FSo just try to ^Cput yourself i^G7nto somebody ^Celse's gills ^FYou're killing ^Cmy ecosystem w^G7ith fishing a^Cnd oil spills ^G7(Oh, no) Thank you B^FP (t^Chank you BP), thank you B^G7P (th^Cank you BP) The British are k^Filling, oil is ^Gspilling ^CNow I can't see... ^C7MY EYES! China men ^Ffeast on Flounder's^G fins Plus the J^Amapanese killed all my whale ^D7friends Oceans are ^Fbrowning, I think I'm^G drowning Thanks to ^CBP YOU SUCK!

[Jasmine]

^AmHey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared ^E7My husband's a mark for the War on Terror ^AmAladdin was taken by the CI^DmA ^B7We're not Taliban ^B7You've got the wrong man I^E7n Guantanamo Bay Prince ^AmAli, where could he ^F7be, drowning in ^Amwawa Interro^Agation from the n^A7ation of the "^Dmfree" ^E7Bin Laden's taken the ^Amfall ^C7We're not trained pilots at a^Fll ^B7Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss ^B7We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us ^AmBush was crazy, ^AmObama's lazy, al-Q^Amaeda's not in this ^F7country ^AmSet free my ^F7Prince ^E7Ali ^Am

[Belle] A whore! A whore! A whore, a whore, a whore!

^DThis town's gone ^A7wild since I ^Dma

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am^A ^BmThey think I'm ^Agoing straight to ^Dhell (she'll burn [bottom] in hell) But the ^Fcharges ^Glaid on ^Cme Of ^Dbest^Fialit^Aby ^FCould wind up getting^A7 me thrown in a ^Dcell (she is a witch) Oh,^Gm no, I'm overrun by m^A7ad men (we're all crazy) I hear they plan to ^Dburn me at, ^E7at the s^Atake (the witch will fry, that Belle must die) ^GmThey legit believe I'm S^A7atan And now I hear that ^DPETA's gonna ^E7take my beast ^Aaway

[Pocahontas]

^CAfter John Smith traveled back to ^AmEngland ^CI helped my people cultivate the ^Emfields More ^AmEnglish, French and Spaniards came to v^Fisit And they ^Dmgreeted us with ^Gguns and germs and ^Amsteel They ^Cforced us into unknown lands of ^Amexile They ^Cpillaged, raped and left us all for ^Emdead So ^Amnow I'm far more liberal with a ^Fweapon When I ^Dmseparate their b^Godies from their h^Ceads (wait, what!?) (Oh, no!) Have you ^Amever held the ^Ementrails of an ^FEnglish guy? (We're dead!) O^Amr bit the beating hearts of Spanish^Em men? Can you ^Fshoot an arrow ^Gin some French guy's^C eyeb^Amall? (sacrè bleu!) Can you ^Fpaint with the red colors in these ^Gmen? (adiós, amigos) I can ^Dmmurder if I ple^Gase 'Cause I'm ^Emdying of dis^Fease I can p^Amaint with the red c^Folors i^Gn these me^Cn

[Ariel] Thanks to ^AmBP [Jasmine] Where's Prince ^FAli? [Belle] Be^Gstiality [Pocahontas] I've got ^G7STDs ^C

Jon Cozart - After ever after