Jon Cozart - 2016 sucks a song

Have you ^Asmelled th^E7at rotting dum^Apster fire baking? Well ^E7that’s this shitty world that we’ve been ^Amaking There’s never ^E7been a time like this Where ^Aeverybody’s pissed That ^B7hasn’t ended with some bones a^E7-breaking

^ASlinging mud is ^E7making people ^Aheated The earth is ^E7getting warmer, even that’s de^Abated So whether ^E7you lean left or right Hope you’re ^Aready for a ^F#6fight A E7 A * C'est la vie to the height of olden days ^N.CLike when we had slaves?

It’s not so ^Dbad - The dems are cheating It’s not so ^Abad - Look what we’re eating It’s not so ^B7bad - There’s no escaping that we’re^E7 doomed ^E7It’s not all bad news - Bum bum bum

^AMy name’s Grace and I’m here to say There’s ^E7good news happening every single day Like ^Atoday, I saw a man, he was walking a cat I saw ^E7another man fall and I caught it on snapchat ^AThis made me laugh, this me cry (from ^E7laughing) ^E7I love the jokes on Laffy Taffys It’s ^B7ok to be down if you get up again There’s a^E7lways good news cause I’m your friend

^AWhat the hell is ^E7going on ^Aaround me My dad gives ^E7me a gun at every Christian ^Aholiday It’s always ^E7wrong versus right ^ABlack versus (blue) white I’m ^Agetting kinda ^E7jealous of ^AHarambe

It’s not so ^Dbad - There's war and famine It’s not so ^Abad - And Jimmy Fallon It’s not so ^B7bad - We must examine why we ^E7suck We're not all fucked - Bum bum bum

^AYo Grace is back with some really good news At ^E7least you don’t look like Ted Cruz ^ALook at this elephant, look at this child, ^E7Look at this meme, Rest in Peace ^AThere’s more diversity, you seen Hamilton? ^E7Selena Gomez has lupus again, But she’s ^B7getting ahead of it, she didn’t quit for the hell of it, There’s ^E7more where that came from if you like the smell of it

But ^Dm7certainly you see all the da^Amrkness around The ^Dm7human race is hitting a ^Amslump But there’s quiet ^Dm7progress being made every ^Asingle fucking ^F#6day My uncle ^B7used to be a homophobe, but now he’s blowing ^E7Trump

^AIt’s Grace, again, what does she want? Well I ^E7got more good news I’m trying to tell ya ^AJon is a sourpuss but he’s not lost ^E7Got some good news? Stranger Things rocks That’s ^Aright, that’s awesome, those kids are cute The ^E7tiger population’s up, well doodleydoot Yay, ^B7art is doing well cause people need to escape And David ^E7Bowie’s still alive, I like grapes So I ^B7hope I changed your mind if you were still on the fence Three ^B7cheers for ^E7unrelenting ^Aignorance!