Johnny Paycheck - Feminine touch

I de^Clivered the ^Gorders from your ^Clast Stanley ^FParty Though ^CI got some strange ^Glooks at the ^Cdoors ^G7 And I ^Ccancelled our sub^Gscription to the ^CLadies Home ^FJournal And told ^CAvon ^Gnot to call any^Cmore

^GMen have no need for maga^Fzines they don't ^Cread For perfume and powder and ^Gsuch ^{G7 C}Me and the ^Ghouse and ^Ceverything ^Fin it Have ^Clost the ^Gfeminine ^Ctouch

The ^Cclock by our ^Gbed just ^Cgave up and stopped ^Fticking And the ^Cflowers on the ^Gmantel have ^Cdied ^G7 The ^Cdust is gettin' ^Gdeep on every^Cthing but the ^Fceiling And I've ^Clost all my ^Ghome owner's ^Cpride

^GBottles are made from the ^Fbar to the ^Cbedroom I've turned inside things for a ^Gcrutch^{G7 C}Me and the ^Ghouse and ^Ceverything ^Fin it Have ^Clost the ^Gfeminine ^Ctouch ^F Girl I ^Csure miss your ^Gfeminine ^Ftouch^{F C D C}