Johnny Horton - The same old tale the crow told me

Well a ^Dtom cat's sittin' on a ^Gbale of ^Dhay And a bulldog a-sittin' on the ^Dground ^DI went and pinched the ^Gbulldog's ^Dtail And ^Dthey went around and around and around ^DThey went a^Around and a^Dround

It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree

Well I ^Dhad an old cow and she ^Gslobbered so ^Dbad ^DSpent all my money that I ^Aever ^Dhad I ^Dwent and asked the doctor what to ^Gdo about ^Dit He ^Dsaid I'd have to teach the old ^Acow how to ^Dspit He ^Dsaid I'd have to teach the old ^Acow how to ^Dspit

It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree

A ^Dhumpback man went to a ^Gfootball ^Dgame The ^Dgame was called off on a^Account of ^Drain The ^Dhumpback went to get his ^Gquarter ^Dback The ^Dfullback kicked the hump off the ^Ahumpback's ^Dback ^DHe kicked the hump off the ^Ahumpback's ^Dback

It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree

Well I ^Djust found out my ^Ghams so ^Dhigh Only ^Dtwo hind legs on a ^Ahog that's f^Dlyin' ^DCross it with an octopus and ^Gham will come ^Ddown ^DThe hog in the middle and ^Aham all a^Dround ^DHog in the middle and ^Aham all a^Dround

It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree It's the ^Dsame old tale that the ^Gcrow told ^Dme ^DWay down yonder by the ^Asycamore ^Dtree