Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains - Never trust a man who plays guitar

^CSo I dip this pen in arsenic ^EWrite a song for ever president that Am. F Won't ever get shot in the face

^CI wrap my strings in plastic ^Eexplosives head down to the ^Amcourthouse. With one chord I ^FLevel the place now tell me

^EDont ever trust a man Am. F Who plays guitar ^CThe day I rob a bank ^EThe first day im not lying ^AmTo you or me ^FAbout what I believe

^CIf I die then let my gravestone ^Eread, rest in p-funk cause Am. F no pulse is no excuse not to dance

^CIf i live then let my heart beat like a ^EBleeding picket line ^AmYou'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab^F. So what

^CHasn't anybody learned? ^EThe last to make a move is Am. F The first to say the words ^CThe day I rob a bank ^EThe first day of my life as ^AmAn honest man ^FAn honest man ^CThe day I go to jail ^EmTrying to rob a bank ^AmThe day i finally get ^FWhat I deserve