John Prine - Illegal smile

W^Ghen I woke up this m^Dorning, th^Cings were lookin' b^Gad S^Ceems like total si^Glence is the on^Dly fri^Gend I have A ^Dbowl of oatmeal tr^Cied to stare me do^Gwn... a^Cnd w^Gon And it was t^Dwelve o'clock before I re^Calized that I was ha^Gvin' n^Co f^Gun Ah, but ^Dfortunately ^GI have the key to e^Cscape r^Deali^Gty

And you may s^Cee me tonight with an il^Glegal smile It don't c^Dost very much, but it la^Gsts a long while Won't you p^Clease tell the man I didn't k^Gill anyone No I'm j^Dust tryin' to h^Cave me some f^Gun

L^Gast time I checked my b^Dankroll, well^C it was gettin' t^Ghin S^Cometimes it seems like the ^Gbottom is the o^Dnly p^Glace I've been Ch^Dased a rainbow d^Cown a one-way st^Greet... d^Cead e^Gnd And a^Dll my friends turned ^Cout to be ins^Gurance s^Calesm^Gen Ah, but ^Dfortunately ^GI have the key to e^Cscape r^Deali^Gty

And you may s^Cee me tonight with an il^Glegal smile It don't c^Dost very much, but it la^Gsts a long while Won't you p^Clease tell the man I didn't k^Gill anyone No I'm j^Dust tryin' to h^Cave me some f^Gun

I^G sat down in my c^Dloset with a^Cll my overa^Glls Just ^Ctryin' to get away^G from all the y^Dears ins^Gide these walls D^Dreamed the police h^Ceard everything I th^Gought... w^Chat t^Ghen? Well I^D went to court and the j^Cudge's name ^Gwas H^Coffm^Gan Ah, but ^Dfortunately ^GI have the key to e^Cscape r^Deali^Gty

And you may s^Cee me tonight with an il^Glegal smile It don't c^Dost very much, but it la^Gsts a long while Won't you p^Clease tell the man I didn't k^Gill anyone No I'm j^Dust tryin' to h^Cave me some f^Gun