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<9307190007.AA21250@bohr.physics.purdue.edu> From: Daniel L. Lovall <lovall@physics.purdue.edu> Subject: /Prine.John/FlagDecal.crd To: jamesb@navada.edu Date: Sun, 18 Jul 93 19:07:16 EST Cc: lovall@animal-farm.nevada.edu (Daniel L. Lovall) X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11] Sender: lovall@physics.purdue.edu FLAG DECAL By John Prine
Well while digCesting Reader's Digest In the bC7ack of a dirty book sFtore,
A flag decal, with gum on the back,
Fell out on the fCloor. So I picked it up and I ran outside And I sC7lapped on my windowsFhield,
And if I could see old Betsy Ross now
I tGell her how good I fCeel. ch. Oh but your Fflag decal won't get you Into HCeaven any more. They're alrGeady overcrowded From your dFirty little wCars. Now JFesus he don't like killin' No matter wChat the reason if for, And your fGlag decal won't get you Into HG7eaven any mCore.
(Well) I went into the bank this morning and the teller she said to me, "If you join our Chrismas club we'll give you ten of those flags for free." So I didn't mess around a bit and I took her up on what she said. And I stuck those stickers all over my car And one on my wife's forehead. (Chorus) (Well) I got my car so stickered up That I couldn't see. Then I ran it right upside a curb And then right into a tree. By the time they called a doctor down I was already dead. And I'll never understand why the man Standing at the Pearly Gates said... Final Ch. Oh but your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. We're already overcrowded From your dirty little wars. Now Jesus he don't like killin' No matter what the reason is for, And your flag decal won't get you Into Heaven any more. > Got this by email from Bruce Arnold (barnold@willamette.edu)