John Prine - Egg and daughter nite lincoln nebraska 1967 crazy bone

If you ^Dlike your apples sweet And your ^Dstreets are not concrete You’d be in your bed by 9 every ^Anight Take your ^Ahand-spanked, corn-fed gal And your ^Abest friend’s four-eyed pal To a ^Atreat right down the street that’s ^Ddynamite Well, let your ^Dconscience be your guide If you ^Dput your foot inside You ^D7wish you left your well enough ^Galone When ^Gyou got hell to pay, Put the ^Dtruth on laya^B7way and ^EBlame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone

Crazy ^Gbone, crazy ^Dbone Well you ^E7wish you left your well enough a^Alone When ^Gyou got hell to pay, Put the ^Dtruth on laya^B7way and And ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone

Don’t be ^Dstuck up in Alaska When you ^Dshould be up in Nebraska On a Thursday when it’s egg & daughter ^Anite When the ^Afarmers come to town And they ^Aspread them eggs around And they ^Adrop their daughters down at the roller ^Drink Well, you’re ^Dprobably standing there With your ^Dslicked-back Brylcreem hair Your ^D7Luckys and your daddy’s fine-tooth ^Gcomb If they ^Gknew what you were thinking, They’d ^Drun you out of ^B7Lincoln Just ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone.

Crazy ^Gbone, crazy ^Dbone Well you ^E7must’ve left your wisdom tooth at ^Ahome If they ^Gknew what you were thinking, They’d ^Drun you out of ^B7Lincoln Just ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone

When the ^Dgrandkids all are grown And they’ve ^Dput you in a home And ^Deternity is approaching ^Afast Yeah, you’re ^Ahalf out of your head And you ^Aprobably pissed the bed And ^Ayou can’t see a thing to save your ^Dass When ^Dfar across the prairie In the ^Dlocal cemetery They ^D7already got your name Carved out in ^Gstone When ^Gall them nurses say, “Grandpa, ^Dwhy you walk that ^B7way?” Just ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone ^B7 Yeah, ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy

^GBone, crazy ^Dbone And ^E7everybody in that olD folks ^Ahome If they ^Gknew what you were thinking, They’d ^Drun you out of ^B7Lincoln Just ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone ^B7 And ^Eeverybody ^Ain that ol’ folks ^Dhome ^B7 Yeah, ^Eblame it on that ^Aol’ crazy ^Dbone.