John Hiatt - Shredding the document

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Im ^Cshredding th^Ge docume^Amnt The^F switchboard is l^Amighting up Im ^Gnot taking a^Amnymore c^Falls Wel^Cl maybe from^G Larry King

And^C I dont^G know who ^Amkilled who Im ^Fhaving a sex^Am change To ^Ga woman who ^Amloves to^Fo much My ^Csisters a pe^Gtty thief

I d^Coctored t^Ghe evide^Amnce Yea^Fh it was a c^Amover up I w^Gant to stay w^Amrapped in my^F blanket And^C never get o^Gut of bed

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You^C know what my f^Gather s^Amaid Wel^Fl Im not going t^Amo tell you Som^Ge words that I ^Amtry to l^Five by Its^C none of your goddam^Gn business

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