NOTES - Took a while to get this all down. A few odd chords but here we are. It all sounds very accurate. - Chord finger positions below. Two slightly different ways to play Dmaj7 and D7. Take your pick. To keep it simple, play it the first way :) - Enjoy! Corrections, comments and ratings warmly welcome! TUNED DOWN HALF A STEP CHORDS C xx0232 Cmaj7 xx0222 / x4x222 C7 xx0212 / x3x212 F 355433 Fm 355333 D 022100 G x02220 G#m x13321 Am x24432

I ^Cwish that I could get up in the ^Cmaj7early morning time, And things would ^C7fall out of the sky into my ^Flap, I ^Fmwish I had the brain of a T^Cyrannosaurus Rex, So that I ^Dwouldn't have to deal with all this ^Gcrap.

I ^Cwish that I'd been born with skin that ^Cmaj7turned to golden brown, While ^C7at the beach relaxing in the summer ^Ftime, I ^Fmwish that I was good at football, ^Cbaseball and lacrosse, Darts and ^Dbasketball, and poker, golf and ^Gchess. ^G#m

^Am I'm sorry that they didn't ^Dhand it to me, On a ^Gsilver platter, like they did to ^Cyou.^Cmaj7 ^Am I'm sorry that I wasn't ^Dable to become, The ^Gman you think I should aspire ^Cto. ^Cmaj7

Small instrumental - Am C D G

I ^Cwish I had the genes of Ed^Cmaj7wardo Verastegui, That I was ^C7effortlessly masculine as ^Fwell, I ^Fmwish that confidence was all you ^Ccould see in my eyes, Like those ^Dinterviews in locker rooms with ^Gtalented sports guys.

I ^Cwish I had no self-awareness ^Cmaj7like the guys I know, Who ^C7float right through their lives without a ^Fthought. Or ^Fmthat I didn't give a shit what any^Cbody thought of me, That I was ^Dso relaxed you'd think that I was ^Gbored. ^G#m

^Am I'm sorry that they didn't ^Dhand it to me, On a ^Gsilver platter, like they did to ^Cyou.^Cmaj7 ^Am I'm sorry that I wasn't ^Dable to become, The ^Gman you think I should aspire ^Cto. ^Cmaj7

Instrumental - [Repeat chords from chorus]

^Am I'm sorry that they didn't ^Dhand it to me, On a ^Gsilver platter, like they did to ^Cyou.^Cmaj7 ^Am I'm sorry that I wasn't ^Dable to become, The ^Gman you think I should aspire ^Cto. ^Cmaj7

^Am I'm sorry that they didn't ^Dhand it to me, On a ^Gsilver platter, like they did to ^Cyou.

Was that my other one?

John Grant - Silver platter club