NOTES - Took a while to get this all down. A few odd chords but here we are. It all sounds very accurate. - Chord finger positions below. Two slightly different ways to play Dmaj7 and D7. Take your pick. To keep it simple, play it the first way :) - Enjoy! Corrections, comments and ratings warmly welcome! TUNED DOWN HALF A STEP CHORDS D xx0232 Dmaj7 xx0222 / x4x222 D7 xx0212 / x3x212 G 355433 Gm 355333 E 022100 A x02220 Bbm x13321 Bm x24432

I ^Dwish that I could get up in the ^Dmaj7early morning time, And things would ^D7fall out of the sky into my ^Glap, I ^Gmwish I had the brain of a T^Dyrannosaurus Rex, So that I ^Ewouldn't have to deal with all this ^Acrap.

I ^Dwish that I'd been born with skin that ^Dmaj7turned to golden brown, While ^D7at the beach relaxing in the summer ^Gtime, I ^Gmwish that I was good at football, ^Dbaseball and lacrosse, Darts and ^Ebasketball, and poker, golf and ^Achess. ^Bbm

^Bm I'm sorry that they didn't ^Ehand it to me, On a ^Asilver platter, like they did to ^Dyou.^Dmaj7 ^Bm I'm sorry that I wasn't ^Eable to become, The ^Aman you think I should aspire ^Dto. ^Dmaj7

Small instrumental - Bm D E A

I ^Dwish I had the genes of Ed^Dmaj7wardo Verastegui, That I was ^D7effortlessly masculine as ^Gwell, I ^Gmwish that confidence was all you ^Dcould see in my eyes, Like those ^Einterviews in locker rooms with ^Atalented sports guys.

I ^Dwish I had no self-awareness ^Dmaj7like the guys I know, Who ^D7float right through their lives without a ^Gthought. Or ^Gmthat I didn't give a shit what any^Dbody thought of me, That I was ^Eso relaxed you'd think that I was ^Abored. ^Bbm

^Bm I'm sorry that they didn't ^Ehand it to me, On a ^Asilver platter, like they did to ^Dyou.^Dmaj7 ^Bm I'm sorry that I wasn't ^Eable to become, The ^Aman you think I should aspire ^Dto. ^Dmaj7

Instrumental - [Repeat chords from chorus]

^Bm I'm sorry that they didn't ^Ehand it to me, On a ^Asilver platter, like they did to ^Dyou.^Dmaj7 ^Bm I'm sorry that I wasn't ^Eable to become, The ^Aman you think I should aspire ^Dto. ^Dmaj7

^Bm I'm sorry that they didn't ^Ehand it to me, On a ^Asilver platter, like they did to ^Dyou.

Was that my other one?

John Grant - Silver platter club