John Gorka - Promnight in pigtown

There were flowers from the ^Dboy pigs Who were ^Gdrinking in their ^Dbarn digs In ^Bmsuits of powdered ^Ablue With those ^Emruffled shirts on, ^Atoo All ordered through the ^Dmail ^{G D G}

It was prom night in ^Dpig town There was ^Gham bones in ^Dlong gowns With ^Bmpainted cloven h^Aooves There ^Emwas no need for ^Ashoes Or the curlers in their ^Dtails^{G D G}

Couples had their pictures ^Dtaken Beneath those ^Gclothes, the heat was ^Dbakin' They ^Bmpretended to be ^Acool 'Cause they'd ^Emsoon be out of ^Aschool And the night a memo^Dry ^{G D G}

They ate with noise, food by the ^Dplates-full But on the ^Gdance floor, they were so ^Dgraceful They'd ^Bmglide without a ^Acare Their ^Emsnouts tucked in the ^Aair It was a sight to ^Dsee ^{G D G}

After des^F#serts, they bobbed for ^Bmapples All knowing ^F#soon, they could be ^Bmscrapple Another ^Empackaged, processed ^Dfood They ^Embore no atti^Dtude Or grudge against the ^Aworld

The ^Gprom queen was dancing ^Dreal slow With her ^Gsilk purse and her ^Dproud beau ^BmOinking low and ^Asoft They ^Emquietly slipped ^Aoff With her new string of ^Dpearl^Gs ^{D G}

They all left in even ^Dnumbers Some to^G find love, some to find ^Dslumber And ^Bmsome stayed up all ^Anight To ^Emmeet the morning ^Alight Some went to the ^Dshore^{G D G}

And after ^F#that, the class would ^Bmscatter From Dela^F#ware, to deli ^Bmplatters ^EmAll would lose a ^Dfriend They were ^Emnoble 'til the ^Dend Never asked for ^Amore ^F

One little piggy went to ^Dmarket ^FOne little piggy went to ^DRome ^FOne little piggy had ^Droast beef ^GmOne little piggy had ^Dnone ^GmOne little piggy had ^Dnone It was ^Gprom night in ^Dpig town