Joe Nichols - Cheaper than a shrink

I was ^Dsittin' in a chair at the H & R Block Some ^Gvain accountant pencil pusher runnin' up the clock Said, "I'd ^Atallied up your numbers through the end of the year Son, you ^Dspent a small fortune on liquor ^Eand ^Fbeer" ^F#

I said, "It's ^Gcheaper than a shrink, ^Dyou don't have to think ^{F# G} You ^G#just ^Apour and drink, yeah, ^D16.50 for a bottle of jack

No ^Dpourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot ^Emore ^Ffun" ^F#

And it's ^Gcheaper than a shrink, ^Dyou don't have to think ^{F# G} You ^G#just ^Apour and drink, yeah, it's ^Dcheaper than a shrink

Now ^Dme and her had this little problem between us ^GTryin' to prove the gap between Mars and Venus She said, ^A"Honey, I think we need to see a marital councilor" I said, ^D"All we need to do is slam a case of ^E12 ^Founcers ^F#

'Cause it's ^Gcheaper than a shrink, ^Dyou don't have to think ^{F# G} You ^G#just ^Apour and drink, 'bout ^D18 bucks will get you four 6 packs

No ^Dpourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot ^Emore ^Ffun" ^F#

And it's ^Gcheaper than a shrink, ^Dyou don't have to think ^{F# G} You ^G#just ^Apour and drink, and it's ^Dcheaper than a shrink ^{E F F#}

If ^Gliquor prices soar as high as gasoline, Then ^DI'd a quit drinkin' when I was 19 ^{F F#} It's the ^Goldest, most proven form of therapy The ^Embest thing about it far as ^AI can see is that it's

^GCheaper than a shrink, ^Dmmm you don't have to think ^{F# G} You ^G#just ^Apour and drink, and it's ^Dcheaper than a shrink

Oh you just ^Apour and drink and it's a ^Dwhole lot cheaper than some Big town, clock hound, drag it down shrink