Joe Iconis - Plants make wonderful pets

S^Dome people can't ha^Ave a bird 'Cause it mak^Ges them sniffle and sne^Deze ^A And o^Dthers think fish are best se^Arved on a dish And oth^Gers hate dogs on the cou^Dnt of the fle^Aas

To these petl^Bmess folks I s^Emay If on your wa^Bmy home from wor^Emk today You happ^Bmen to pass your local gar^Eden shop Then st^Bop

Because pla^Bnts make ^EPerfectly pr^Bickly ^EPleasantly ti^Bckly p^C#mets B ^G#mEverybo^Edy for^Bgets Pl^Eants make won^F#derful p^Bets ^A

^DA plant would never sn^Aap or hiss Like a s^Gnake or a foul-mouthed ^Dpug ^A Ge^Dt their hairs all o^Aver your chairs Or make a lit^Gterbox o^Dut of the r^Aug Ew no^F#, no

Pl^Bants make An ex^Etra exot^Bical Somet^Eimes aquat^Bical p^C#mets B ^G#mRarely unr^Eavels casse^Bttes Pl^Eants make^F# wonderful p^Bets ^A

^DSome people get te^Aased at school 'Cause they ar^Gen't good at s^Dports ^A They do w^Dell on tests, but de^Aspite their requests They eat ^Glunch on their own and are lo^Dners of so^Art

But to these ne^Bmrdy kids I gi^Gve you hop^Ae ^F#Flowers grow on the g^Bmym class rope And if you did ba^Gd in band practice Your performance was lame ^F#Then go buy a cactus And giv^Bme it a name And th^Gings will never be ^Ethe same

You see, pl^Bants make ^EBack-you-up-^Bfully And nev^Eer-will-bul^Bly-you fr^C#miends ^G#mIt's the lat^Eest of tr^Bends Pla^Ents make w^F#onderful frie^Bnds

Perf^Eectly pri^Bckly Plea^Esantly tic^Bkly p^C#mets ^G#mEverybod^Ey forg^Bets That plan^Ets never^F# once are up^Bset Pla^Ents mak^F#e wonderful Pla^Ents mak^F#e wonderful p^Bets