Joe Diffie - If the devil danced in empty pockets

^GDiablo motors had a hell of a sale, ^Cdowntown yester^Gday ^GWord got around, no money down, take ^A7years and years to ^D7pay When I ^Cgot there the lot was bare, but the salesman said hold ^Gon For a ^Clittle cash, I gotta ^Gtwo-tone ^E7Nash ^A7out be^D7hind my ^Gbarn

^GIf the Devil danced in empty pockets, ^A7he'd have a ball in mine ^A7With a ^D7nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a ^Gtwelve girl chorus ^D7line ^D7I'd ^Graise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em ^A7one dance for a dime ^A7If the ^CDevil Danced in ^Gempty ^E7pockets, ^A7he'd have a ^D7ball in ^Gmine

^GWell ^Che said friend it ain't the end let's see what I can ^Gdo ^GIf you ^Cown a home, I've got a loan, ^A7tailor made for ^D7you ^D7Then ^Gabove the racket a voice in my jacket ^Csaid, "I'll tote the ^Gnote." ^GThe ^Cdevil made me do it, ^Gtalked me ^E7in to it, and ^A7that was ^D7all she ^Gwrote

^GIf the Devil danced in empty pockets, ^A7he'd have a ball in mine ^A7With a ^D7nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a ^Gtwelve girl chorus ^D7line ^D7I'd ^Graise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em ^A7one dance for a dime ^A7If the ^CDevil Danced in ^Gempty ^E7pockets, ^A7he'd have a ^D7ball in ^Gmine

^EmThey say debt is a bottomless pit where the ^B7devil likes to ^Emplay ^EmI'd sell my soul to get out of this hole, but ^A7there'd be hell to ^D7pay ^G

^GIf the Devil danced in empty pockets, ^A7he'd have a ball in mine ^A7With a ^D7nine foot grand, a ten piece band and a ^Gtwelve girl chorus ^D7line ^D7I'd ^Graise some loot in a three piece suit, give 'em ^A7one dance for a dime ^A7If the ^CDevil Danced in ^Gempty ^E7pockets, ^A7he'd have a ^D7ball in ^Gmine