Joe Diffie - Id like to have a problem like that

I'm not a ^Ewealthy man, don't pay for my suntan I ^Awork out in the heat and the ^Ecold Sometimes I'd like to be the big, bad wolf 'Stead of ^F#just another sheep in the ^B7fold I hear the ^Erich man holler 'bout the shrinking dollar And ^Acry about a luxury tax They won't ^Elet him write ^Aoff his lil' eighty-foot yacht I'd ^Elike to have a ^B7problem like ^Ethat

Yeah, I'd ^A7like to have a problem like that Should ^EI buy the Porsche or the stretch Cadillac Do I ^Awanna drive fast or just ride around in the ^Bback I'd like to have a problem like ^Ethat

I ^Esaw a celebrity talkin' on the T.V. He ^Alooked like a tall Tom ^ECruise He's seeing Sheila and Bambi, Linda and Candy They're ^F#burning both ends of his ^B7fuse He says ^Ehe's suffocating, he needs a vacation He ^Acan't find time to relax I'd ^Elike to have a ^B7problem like ^Ethat

Oh, I'd ^Alike to have a problem like that Be a ^Eone-man woman juggling act How ^Amany can you keep in the air before you lose ^Btrack I'd like to have a problem like ^Ethat

I'd like to ^Abe too rich, I'd to ^Ebe too thin I'd like to ^B7be too young, I'd like to ^Ebe too in Should I ^Akiss and tell, write a ^Ebook on my life And ^F#how much can I get for the ^Bmovie rights

Oh, I'd ^Alike to have a problem like that Be a ^Etabloid star at the checkout rack Should I ^Adrag 'em through court `Or tell 'em to kiss my ^Bfax I'd like to have a problem like ^Ethat

n.c. Give me those pr^Aoblems I ^Ethink that I could solve 'em I'd ^Blike to have a ^Aproblem like ^Ethat