Jo Dee Messina - Womans rant

^G6 A.M. I'm ^Eout of bed, I stumble through the ^Ahaze^{G E E}Ain't no coffee strong enough to get me through my day ^AOne thing to another, there's no time to stop I ^Ehit the ground a runnin' and keep runnin' 'til I drop I'm ^Btaking care of everyone, oh, my heads in a spin ^{Bb A} I ^Atried but I just don't remember signing up for this^E

^EBefore I leave the house, I pack a diaper bag with clothes and snacks ^ELaptop, cell phone, find my keys, feed the dogs before I leave ^BEverybody's needs are my responsibility ^Bb It ^Asure'd be nice to have somebody taking care of me, ^Eyeah

^AWhy, why, why, why?^E When ^AI'm through with this ^Blife I am ^Egonna have a come to Jesus You can guaran^Atee ^AWhen I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with ^EEve A G E

^EThere's so many things that I can't begin to under^Gstan^Ad ^{G E}The differences that are between a woman and a man See ^Awoman they do twice the work and get half the pay ^EMen they climb the ladder while the women pave the way They ^Bsay we are the weaker sex, I'd have to disagree^{B Bb} I'd ^Awalk a mile in his shoes if he'd walk a ^Bhalf a ^Bbmile^A i^Abn t^Ghe^Gbse ^E

^AWhy, why, why, why?^E When ^AI'm through with this ^Blife I am ^Egonna have a come to Jesus ^EYou can guarantee ^EWhen I walk through those pearly gates I am gonna have a talk with ^AEve^{E A G}

^EBotox, peels, exfoliate, we have the babies, lose the weight ^ELaundry, dishes, up all night, I try my best to get it right ^EHusband, kids, work all day, I got PMS and PTA ^EFind the thing my kid can't find, I need a drink but there's no time ^BSo many things I have on my list^{Bb A}No wonder why at times ^AOh I can seem like such a witch^E

^AWhy, why, why, why?^E When ^AI'm through with this ^Blife I am ^Egonna have a come to Jesus ^GYou can guarantee ^EWhen I walk ^Gthrough those pearly gates ^EI am gonna have a talk with Eve

N.C.

Ha ha ha, what was he thinking?