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What Does A Woman See In A Man?

^FHe stinks to high ^Dm7heaven, half ^Fcovered with ^Dm7hair And ^Abgrunts just like some old ^Bb7orangu^Ebtan While she ^Gbsmells of clean ^Dbskin and a ^Etrace of jas^Bmine And ^Bb7speaks like a first rate li^Ebbrarian

^AbmHis stomach hangs out, there's a ^Gbhump on his back He ^Bmaj7eats like Conan the Bar^Ebarian While she ^Gbkeeps herself ^Dbtrim, and her ^Eposture is ^Bprim Her ^Bb7manners are quite cosmopoli^Ebtan

^AbmHe laughs like a donkey and ^Gbfarts in the bed And ^Eflips cigarettes in the ^Ebcan ^Bb7 But she ^Ebalways acts ^Fm7nice, with no ^Ebvisible ^Abvice Tell me, ^Gm7what does a ^Cm7woman ^Fm7see in a ^Bbman?

He hangs out in bars and he tells stupid jokes And seems to think he's a comedian But she's clever, polite, stays sober all night And sips on her one Presbyterian He drives a gas hog like Attila the Hun And woe to the luckless pedestrian While she prefers bikes and bird-watching hikes And sailing and riding equestrian He has a name like Duane or Leroy Hers is Vanessa or Anne Hers sounds like a song but Duane is all wrong Tell me, what does a woman see in a man?

^CmDoesn't she ^Bbknow that ^Fshe's unique ^F#Doesn't she ^F#+know that ^F#6he's just a freak of ^Bnature ^C#Overbearing, inse^Bmaj7cure, ^C#wanting love but so ^Bmaj7unsure ^C#Loving her because she's ^Ebpure

And yet, dreaming of orgies in Vegas or Cannes He preens and strikes poses Olympian While she shoulders the cross And lets him play boss His nurse and long-suffering Samaritan He brags about knocking the world on its ass But oh, when the shit hits the fan She'll bail him out, she's the one with the clout Only she knows how humankind ever began What does a woman see in a man? What does a woman see in a man?

Jimmy Webb - What does a woman see in a man