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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Eb Eb/D Bbm/F C7 Fm Fm/E Fm/Eb Bb7 [Verse]
EbIt's a gEb/Dod-awful small affair Bbm/F To the C7girl with the mousy hair Fm But herFm/E mummy is yelling "No" Fm/Eb And her Bb7daddy has told her to go Eb But her Eb/Dfriend is nowhere to be seenBbm/F Now she C7walks through her sunken dream Fm To the Fm/Eseat with the clearest view Fm/Eb And she's Bb7hooked to the silver screen Gb But the Gb/Ffilm is a saddening bore Ebm For she's Elived it ten times or morBe She could Eb7spit in the eyes of fools Abm As they B7ask her to focus on
[Chorus]
AbSailors fDbighting in the dance hall FmOh man! DbmLook at those cavemen Ebgo Ebm It's the freakiest Bbdimshow Dbm Take a look at the AbLawman DbBeating up the wrong guy FmOh man! DbmWonder if he'll ever know Eb Ebm He's in the best selling shBbdimow Dbm Is there life on FmMars?Fm/E Fm/Eb Bb7
[Bridge] Eb C7 Fm Adim7 Gm Ab Abm [Verse 2]
EbIt's on Eb/DAmerica's tortured brow Bbm/F That MiC7ckey Mouse has grown up aFm cow Now theFm/E workers have struck for fFm/Ebame 'Cause LBb7ennon's on sale again Eb See the Eb/Dmice in their million hordesBbm/F From IbiC7za to the Norfolk Broads Fm Rule BrFm/Eitannia is out of bounds Fm/Eb To my mothBb7er, my dog, and clowns Gb But the Gb/Ffilm is a saddening bore Ebm 'Cause I wErote it ten times or moreB It's aboutEb7 to be writ again Abm B7As I ask you to focus on
[Chorus]
AbSailors fDbighting in the dance hall FmOh man! DbmLook at those cavemen Ebgo Ebm It's the freakiest Bbdimshow Dbm Take a look at the AbLawman DbBeating up the wrong guy FmOh man! DbmWonder if he'll ever know Eb Ebm He's in the best selling shBbdimow Dbm Is there life on FmMars?Fm/E Fm/Eb Bb7
[Outro] Eb C7/E Fm Dbdim Gm Ab Abm Eb