Jimmy Buffett - Were you born an asshole

^DWell I was drivin' down I-95 the other night. ^GSomebody nearly cut me right off the road. ^AI decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad. ^GSo I wrote a song about him ^Dinstead. It goes like this...

^DWere you born an asshole' ^GOr did you work at it your whole life' ^AEither way it worked out fine ^G'cause you're an asshole ^Dtonight.

^DYes you're an A S S H O L E... ^GAnd don't you try to blame it on me. ^AYou deserve all the credit. ^GYou're an asshole ^Dtonight.

^DYou were an asshole yesterday. ^GYou're an asshole tonight. ^AAnd I've got a feelin' ^Gyou'll be an asshole the rest of your ^Dlife.

^DAnd I was talkin' to your mother ^Gjust the other night. ^AI told her I thought you were an asshole. ^GShe said, "Yes. I think you're ^Dright."

^DAnd all your friends are assholes ^G'cause you've known them your whole life. ^AAnd somebody told me ^Gyou've got an asshole for a ^Dwife.

^DWere you born an asshole' ^GOr did you work at it your whole life' ^AEither way it worked out fine ^G'cause you're an aaaass...^A7hole ^Dtonight.