Jimmy Buffett - The great filling station holdup

^DI pulled into the regular pump I was ^Gfeelin' quite at ^Dease I rolled down my window and told the man, ^E"Fifty cents worth ^Aplease" T^Ghen out jumped my partner with his ^Dtrusty pellet gun He said, "^DBoy, this is a ^Dholdup, keep 'a ^Apumpin' and don't ^Drun"

And now I ^Gwish I was so^Amewhere other than h^Dere D^Gown in some h^Aonky tonk, s^Eippin' on a ^Abeer Yes I^G wish I was s^Aomewhere other than ^Dhere Cause that g^Great fillin' station h^Doldup C^Aost me two good ^Dyears

^DWe got fifteen dollars and a ^Gcan of ST^DP ^DA big ole jar of cashew nuts and a ^EJapanese ^ATV ^GFeelin' we had pulled the biggest h^Deist of our career ^DWe're wanted men, we'll s^Dtrike again ^ABut first let's have a ^Dbeer

And now I ^Gwish I was so^Amewhere other than h^Dere ^GDown in some ^Ahonky tonk, ^Esippin' on a^A beer Yes ^GI wish I was ^Asomewhere other than^D here Cause that ^Ggreat fillin' station ^Dholdup C^Aost me two good ^Dyears

^DWe were sittin in the Crystal, bout as ^Gdrunk as we could ^Dbe ^DIn walks a deputy sheriff and he's ^Eholdin our ^ATV ^GHe roughed us and he cuffed us and ^Dhe tooks us off to jail ^DNo picture on a poster, no ^Areward and n^Do bail

And now ^GI wish I was ^Asomewhere other than^D here D^Gown in some h^Aonky tonk, s^Eippin' on a ^Abeer Yes I^G wish I was s^Aomewhere other than ^Dhere Cause that^G great fillin' station^D holdup ^ACost me two good^D years

^DCause that great fillin' station holdup C^Aost me two good ^Dyears