Jimmy Buffett - The ass and the hole

This ^Gmodern ^Cage we ^Glive in It's ^Chard to figure out Is any ^Gbody ^Cout there ^Gtalkin Has a ^Dclue what they're ^Gtalking a ^Dbout There's ^Gtwisted trends and psychic friends and ^Ctabloid UFOs The wisest man with the ^Gbest laid plans might ^Dstill say ^D7I don't ^Gknow What do ^Dyou think? I say well....

They ^Cmust not be that different The ^Dass and the ^Chole in the ^Gground ^CThey often are mis ^Gtaken for ^Deach other I have found Oh and ^Clife rewards the ^Gones who try un ^Dtil they got it ^Emdown The ^Cdifference be ^Gtween ^Dthe ass and the ^D7hole in the ^Gground

^GPolitics and OJ, Every ^Cbody's heard e ^Gnough ^CBut no amount of ^Gtalking can change a ^Cmind that's been made ^Dup We got ^GPresidential pillow talk, they ^Cknow just what to ^Gsay ^CWhatever side you're on, one thing's for ^Dcertain either ^Gway

They ^Cmust not be that different The ^Dass and the ^Chole in the ^Gground ^CThey often are mis ^Gtaken for ^Deach other I have found Oh and ^Clife rewards the ^Gones who try un ^Dtil they got it ^Emdown The ^Cdifference be ^Gtween ^Dthe ass and the ^D7hole in the ^Gground

In the ^F#morning paper, in the ^Bevening news It ^F#seems so easy to ^Btell When the ^ELord looks down on the ^Athings we do He ^Gmight get angry and he might say ^Ewell They ^Dmust not be that ^Adifferent

^DLife rewards the ^Aones who try un ^Etil they got it ^F#mdown The ^Ddifference be ^Atween the ^Eass the hole, ^DYe^Aah their as^Es and a ho^Dle ^A The ^Eass and the hole in the ^Aground