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Tuning: E A D G B E
ELife is much too short for some folks AFor other folks it just drags Eon
Some folks like the taste of smokey whiskey
AOthers figure tea is too stB7rong EI'm the type of guy who likes it right down the middle I don't like all this bAouncing back and fEorth Me, I want to live with my fAeet in Dixie And my hB7ead in the cool blue NoErth
EIn a small suburban garden ANot a single neighbor knows our nEame
I know the woman wishes we would move somewhere
AWhere the houses aren't all the sB7ame Jimmy, EI wish you would take me
Where the grass is greener
I reAally couldn't say where it mEay be Somewhere up high on a moAuntain top Or doB7wn by the deep blue sEea
And thAere we'll do just B7as we pleasEe It aFmin't nothing but a bB7reeze
EOne day I'll soon be a grandpa AAll the pretty girls will call me siEr,
Now, where they're asking me how things are
SAoon they'll ask me how things wB7ere Well, EI don't mind being an old gray grandpa AIf you'll be my gray graEndma But I suggest we go have our cool coAnch salad ShB7aved down in old NasDsau.
AThere we'll do just B7as we pleaEse FmIt ain't nothing but a bB7reeze
Life is jEust too short for some folks OAther folks it just drags Eon
Some folks like the taste of smooth tequila
OAthers figure tea is too stB7rong Now IE'm the type of guy who likes it right down the middle I don't like all this bouAncing back and fEorth Me, I want to live with my fAeet in Dixie And my hB7ead in the cool blue NoErth
Yea, me I want to live with my FALIP FLOPS in Dixie And my hB7ead in the cool blue NoErth