Tuning:

Artist: Jimmy Buffett Song:"Fruitcakes" Album:Fruitcakes C: 032010 D:000232 G: 320033 Chorus:

^CFruitcakes in t^Dhe kitc^Ghen, fruitc^Cakes on the st^Dreet ^G C D G C D ^G Struttin' naked through the crosswalk in the middle of the week

C D G C D

H^Galf-baked cookies in the oven, half baked people on the bus There's a litt^Cle bit^D of fru^Gitcake left in ever^Cyone of ^Dus ^G

Verse1: C D G C D G Paradise, lost and found. Paradise, take a look around

I was out^C in Cali^Dfornia w^Ghere I hear th^Cey have it all ^D ^G C D G C ^D They g^Got riots, fires, and mudslides. They got sushi in the mall

^CWater bar^Ds and bronto^Gsaurs, Chinese mo^Cdern lust ^D ^G C D G C D ^G Shake and bake life with the quake, the secret's in the crust

To Chorus: Verse 2: Spoken: Speakin' of Fruitcakes, how 'bout the government? C D G C D

"We lost^G or martian rocketship", the high-paid sposkesman said C D G C D Looks l^Gike that silly rocket ship has lost its cone-shaped head

We spen^Cd 90 jillion^D dollars^G, tryin' a get a lo^Cok at Ma^Drs ^G C D G C D G

I hear Universal laughter ringin' out among the stars Chorus:

^CFruitcakes in t^Dhe Galax^Gy, Fruitca^Ckes on the Earth^D ^G C D G C D Stru^Gttin' naked towards Eternity, we've been that way since birth

C D G C D

^G Half-baked cookies in the oven, half-baked people on the bus There's a litt^Cle bit^D of Fru^Gitcake left in everyo^Cne of u^Ds ^G

Enjoy!

Jimmy Buffett - Fruitcakes